If you're interested....

Roger Thorne

Active Member
Brilliant! . . . Bravo! . . . Awful! :cry:

Thank goodness there's someone else out there who writes poetry as badly as I do
(Oh, and Fishsta of course.)

I love the lines . . . .
brings to mind the immortal McGonagall
and you have to admit that is not bad at all !

but having never read the bold McGonagall
I'm unable to form an opinion there-on-igall


With talented members like this on board we should hold a monthly Poetry Competition.

That'll please twigglet. :shock:
 

Roger Thorne

Active Member
picju96 said:
do u all have nothing better to do?!
We probably have got better things to do if the truth be known. But this is creative! Its like making music - We enjoy it!

It's certainly more stimulating than decorating or sitting in front of the television watching 'Eastenders' or 'Pop Idol'. Why not give it a try - you'll love it.

:wink:
 

Keppler

Moderator
Staff member
Thank you, Thank you Roger..
Good to know I am appreciated by someone! :)


It takes talent to write stuff as bad as this.
We should put our heads together and come up with something truly awful...

Oh, I look forward to the Bad Poet's Society competition.. :)
 

Roger Thorne

Active Member
It takes talent to write stuff as bad as this.
We should put our heads together and come up with something truly awful...
I thought we just had!
You mean it could get a lot worse . . . like . . .

Julia and Elin are both very sad,
They think our efforts are really bad,
They reckon we've got now't better to do,
But I know we have, both me and you.

But little do they know that it's gonna get worse,
Cause we ain't finished writing our verse,
It may get bad when the words don't rhyme,
But that will come, no doubt, in time.

But hey, who cares we're having fun,
Beats sitting around on one's big bum,
There's nothing worse than watching telly,
And shoving crisps into your belly.

Get up! and write a line of verse,
So you don't have to open your purse,
Join the talents of me and Keppler,
You'll feel a lot happier and feel a lot better.

Is that bad enough, do you think . . . :cry:
 

Fishsta

Active Member
This really has gone downhill,
It's making me feel rather ill.
For the act of the bard
Ain't supposed to be hard
In difficulty, Keppler's was overkill.

If you really want to make life hard,
And sanity you want to discard,
Then rhyme with "Orange"
(And you can't use "door-hinge")
And see if your brain turns to lard!
 

PeterBale

Moderator
Staff member
Fishta has set us a challenge
To find something to rhyme with orange,
It isn't quite right -
I've been thinking all night -
It is certainly hard to arrange.

You could always take a chance
And go for a meal in France;
Then "duck a l'orange"
Could form the melange
And then you could join in the dance.

Or while we're in the mood,
Continuing speaking of food,
Put oats in the porring-
er - that rhymes with orange -
Or am I just going to get booed?
 

Roger Thorne

Active Member
Booooooo . . . . . . . . . Horrray!

Excellent Poem Peter - really, really awful.

On behalf of Fishsta, Keppler and myself please accept our congratulations on becoming the Fourth Member of
The Bad Poet's Society.com


:wink:
 

Keppler

Moderator
Staff member
clappa clappa

can I vote for this as the best thread.
haven't laughed so hard at anything else..

welcome to the select group Peter! ;)
 

satchmo shaz

Active Member
maybe it should be called the ...MAD poets society.

well heres my pathetic contribution

roses are red
violets are blue
most poems rhyme




(wait for it!!)





but this one doesnt !! :lol:
 

twigglet

Member
ode to roger, keppler, fishsta and peter and any other poets


i may have earlier been a synic
to mock your dreadful poetry gimic
but now i appreciate the true glory
of your wonderful rhyming stories

mouthpiece posting is so addictive
a respose from roger is always predicted
who am i to call you all sad
when i am becoming just as bad


to find a word that rhymes with orange
is a very difficult challenge
the best i can find, i think is scavenge
but that is cr*p as is lozenge
 

frisp

Member
There once was a brass band forum
No way was it looked at by morons
Got caught in this thread
Might end up quite dead
But I laughed 'til my tum was a sore un :eek:
 

Keppler

Moderator
Staff member
Twigglet it's so good to see
you rhyming with Roger and me
For you, I'm to be seen
trying a new rhyming scheme
as a result of one person's plea

I must admit that the grammar
used above is not true
but for grammar, I don't give a damn (er)
You use what's given to you.

As for Fishta's request
we still haven't yet found the best
rhyme for that nasty word 'orange'
I'm afraid all I can think of is 'blancmanche'!
 

frisp

Member
The mouthpiece dot com is the place
Air your brass views at your own pace
Bari players abound
Sops ten for a pound
But Bass players stay in first place :p
 

frisp

Member
or...

the mouthpiece dot com is the place
where I have to hide my own face
I've talked some real sh^t
But that isn't it
I've realised I'm stuck in my case :shock:
 

TheMusicMan

tMP Founder
Staff member
Keppler said:
clappa clappa

can I vote for this as the best thread.
haven't laughed so hard at anything else..

welcome to the select group Peter! ;)
I can only agree Keppler .... fantastic... I am glad to see everyone havin a laugh. :D :D :D

Keep it up !!!
 

frisp

Member
or..

the mouthpiece dot com is the place
I wanted to play that nice Bass
Can't do that today
A cornet you say
That'll do, that is nice, that is ace :roll:
 

frisp

Member
or..

the mouthpiece dot com is quite warm
to people that play the small horn
don't slap me it's true
this applies just to you
big boys play the Bass, that's the norm 8)
 

frisp

Member
or..

the mouthpiece dot com is quite new
you know it, I'm talking to you
we at least have a laugh
no, listen, don't barf
the walrus has died, cook-a-chooh
 

frisp

Member
or..

the mouthpiece dot com is a laugh
didn't even get out of the bath
my laptop is there
caught in pubic hair
No wonder I now need to barf!!!!
 
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