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Fishsta

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Sorry, that's an old Impossible Mission reference there.
 

Roger Thorne

Active Member
Here's a few more . . .

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. . . Share your views and Banding News . . .

and finally (for tonight anyway . . .)

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. . . Come on John, I think I've won! . . .

:wink:
 

Roger Thorne

Active Member
Heather wrote:

Roger, have you got nothing better to do?
Nope! - Not at that time on a Sunday Night or this time on a Monday Morning for that matter.

Here's a few more to start off the day . . .

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and I'll leave you with . . .

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. . . Tell us what you think, with a Smilie and a Wink! . . .

:D :wink:
 

Keppler

Moderator
Staff member
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. . . Pick one from the cup, to shut Roger up! . . .

;)
no offence mate..
 

Roger Thorne

Active Member
No offence taken old pal!

But couldn't you come up with a better caption than that!

. . . pick one from the cup to shut Roger up! . . .

. . . hardly an award winning caption is it - you should have submitted something along the lines . . .

the.MouthPiece.com
. . . Roger writes from the heart, the boring old Fart! . . .

Or . . .

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. . . He's again doing his bit, the sad old Git! . . .

Or Even . . .

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. . . This man can write, pity it's Sh***!

Sorry Keppler but I think I've got this one in the bag.

Hard Luck (Again)

:wink:
 

Heather

Member
So many to choose from Roger.
Perhaps we should hold a Mouthpiece.com poll to choose which should be the winner.
 
theMouthPiece.com
. . . Oh Roger have you played, The Little Mermaid? . . .

theMouthPiece.com
. . . It must be his age, he forgot to turn the page!! . . .

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. . . For such a f*** up, you should get the cup . . .


And no, we won't EVER let you forget it!

:roll:

From your ever-forgiving Bass & Percussion Section!!!
 

Roger Thorne

Active Member
A Poem for Ady and Darren.


Over and over I have paid,
For the one mistake in the Little Mermaid,
Too many pages in the Mermaid Song,
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong.

Over and over I have paid the price,
Before having a go you ought to think twice!
You must not forget that I am MD,
So watch out on Friday, I'll get you - you'll see.

:twisted: :twisted:
 

Fishsta

Active Member
What is this, poets anonymous?


Welcome to our banding array,
Where you can all have your say,
Go and Log on
To The Mouthpiece (dot com)
And sit there and post stuff all day!
 

twigglet

Member
roger, roger, roger

roger, you're ssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddddd! (in the words of the genious that is Alan Partridge) I think you should definately award Roger the prize before he does any more damage to the sanity of normal people nationwide. just.......can't.........take............any..........more...........corny.........poetry
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
 

Roger Thorne

Active Member
Twigglet wrote:

just.......can't.........take............any..........more...........corny.........poetry
OK then, here's the deal.

Young Elin doesn't like my Verse,
So open up your little purse,
Extract from it, some shiny cash,
And I'll stop writing this awful trash.

If you fail to pay me well,
I won't be happy and I won't be swell,
So now's you chance and here's your cue,
I'll not ask for much, a Tenner will do!

Pay Up or Else!

:lol:
 

Keppler

Moderator
Staff member
it's lucky for us that we're not averse
to the milifulous rhyming of such dodgy verse
for if we were, it would be such a curse
surely we'd perish, and go off in a hearse

well personally I think we deserve much credit
for achieving something so dire and appalling - it
brings to mind the immortal McGonagall
and you have to admit that is not bad at all !

but having never read the bold McGonagall
I'm unable to form an opinion there-on-igall
However I think that between the two of us
we're possibly a match for Dr. Seuss
 
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