Blimey!! Think I touched a nerve there!!
"Give us a hand here boys...this is a BIG fish I'm reelin' in!!
I base my theory on the fact that (and come on this is being anti American or racist in anyway) but having spent all that dough, and having the first man to walk on the moon and just the sheer magnitude of the acheivement...
1 they haven't been back (Oh sorry people we spent ka-gillion dollars of your cash trying to get to a dust ball, and guess what..it's a dust ball!!)
2 If you aren't from the 60's or early seventies and not interested in space travel you won't have a clue who Buzz Aldrin is!! Yeah right, The americans make heroes of people that can fart the stars and stripes...Buzz should be a God, but no, he's just some chap that may or may not have stepped on the dust ball.
It's all played down and hushed up 'cos the furthest they probably went was hangar 3, hollywood studios.