I wish you all inner peace

[Kernewek Den]

I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me.

By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace........

The article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started.

So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished...............

Before coming to work this morning I have finished off a bottle of Bacardi, a bottle of red wine, a bottle of Jack Daniel's, my Prozac, a small box of chocolates, 2 litres of Stella Artois, a 1/2 can of cider and some cheese............




You have no idea how good I feel....

 

[lynchie]

hmmm, think i'd probably feel much less at peace then, and much more in pieces

 

[shedophone]

I have about 10 unfinished compositions in my room, so if i finished everything off before i left i'd be in here til next christmas!

 

[lynchie]

simple, wherever you are in your pieces stick a perfect cadence and you're done... could start a whole new style of music - the randomly placed ending!

 

[Tromgod]

Before coming to work this morning I have finished off a bottle of Bacardi, a bottle of red wine, a bottle of Jack Daniel's, my Prozac, a small box of chocolates, 2 litres of Stella Artois, a 1/2 can of cider and some cheese............

..............but what's new about that? You do that at every band contest we attend!