I WENT TO THE MUSIC SHOP AND BOUGHT.......

[stabbyjnr]

a glockenspiel made out of wood....

 

[Hell's_Trombone]

an invisible trombone.........or so they say :?

 

[ju33les]

self-fingering valve oil

 

[Beaker]

a baton with a clear down beat

 

[bigcol]

A kebab-less bass player

 

[bigmamabadger]

A transparent front row so that the back row have no excuse for not looking at the conductor.
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[Euph-Bari]

A sane Sop player

 

[Hell's_Trombone]

a drummer that can count

 

[bigmamabadger]

A sane Sop player

I'm sorry, that's a made-up thing. You can't have that. :lol:
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[akwarose]

the perfect inflatable band.... never lets you down on engagements!!

 

[JessopSmythe]

A self-assembling drum kit that folds into a bag and fits easily into a normal size car.

 

[bigmamabadger]

A trombone with volume control. (That goes all the way up to 11)
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[Di]

A bass player who doesn't lose his music ..

 

[mikelyons]

A bass player who doesn't lose his music ..

I take offence at that, he says very quietly
A cornet or horn player who only steals his own music out of the library.

 

[2nd man down]

A horn player that doesn't either

a. drop their mouthpiece

or

b. kick a music stand over

at every single rehearsal.

 

[IckleSop]

a self cleaning Mouthpiece Cleaner and a Hangover On Stage Miricale Drink

 

[matty1986]

A euph player that doesnt like to show off!!

 

[2nd man down]

some self lubricating valves

 

[Well Worth It]

A mellifluous baritone.

 

[PeterBale]

A clarinettist who can play whilst standing still