Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.....
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
The reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls
live.
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help
section?" She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
Is there another word for synonym?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
If the police arrest a mime artist, do they tell him he has the right
to remain silent?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
One good thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
If you ate both pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
:shock:
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.....
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
The reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls
live.
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help
section?" She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
Is there another word for synonym?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
If the police arrest a mime artist, do they tell him he has the right
to remain silent?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
One good thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
If you ate both pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
:shock: