How to clean a toilet?

[MRSH]

How to Clean a Toilet

1. Put both lids up, and add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet bowl water.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. (You may need to stand on the lid.) The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. (Never mind the noises that come from the toilet; cat's actually enjoy this.)

4. Flush the toilet three or four times. (These provide the "power-wash" and "rinse" cycles.)

5. Have someone open the door to the outside. (Be sure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.)

6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

7. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will clean himself dry off.

Both the commode and the cat will now be sparkling clean!

Best regards,


The Dog

 

[lynchie]

I like your thinking! :lol:

 

[Maestro]

I salute you Sir :tup :guiness

 

[Cornishwomble]

So cats do have a use then! :lol:

 

[drummergurl]

wot if u dont have a cat?

 

[Naomi McFadyen]

:lol: Nice one mate!

 

[Vickitorious]

:lol: :lol:

Poor cat...... :cry:

 

[HBB]

I'm sure my cat would love this :shock:

 

[Liz Courts]

:shock: :shock: *GASP!!!* :shock: :shock:

 

[Rambo Chick]

sounds like the ideal vengeance for all the ickle birdies out there!!! :lol:

 

[2nd man down]

Class. and once again a prime example of a perfect reason for leaving the toilet seat in the elevated position!! :roll:

 

[Majoresteve]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Trigger]

Class. and once again a prime example of a perfect reason for leaving the toilet seat in the elevated position!! :roll:

Just had to get that one in! :roll: :wink: :lol:

I don't have a cat either- :? hmm... maybe I can borrow next door's :evil:

 

[Gorgie boy]

How to clean a toilet........................

Get married because surely that's women's work :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Cantonian]

In a previous thread I stated my love of cats(not!!), so this is a great thought.

 

[littlemisshorns]

I think that is a very sexist comment to make gorgie boy and I think you should apologise to all female tMPer's who you have offended!

 

[MRSH]

Get married because surely that's women's work :lol: :lol: :lol:

That's very sexist. This is certainly not the case in my house.

My mum does it :lol: :wink: :lol: :wink: :lol: :wink:

 

[lynchie]

married? why would you want to do that? just get her to move in with you... no legal ties! :wink:



disclaimer: I in no way support the exploitation of women, married or otherwise. Although I may not clean the toilet myself, I will in no way force another human being to do it for me. A cat on the other hand...