Help of Dave Payn and intelligent people required!!!

The Cornet King

Active Member
Call me and my housemates thick but we got sent a joke and we havent got it yet! We may be thick as planks or it may be a genuine toughy. Anyway i have a feeling this joke may be rude...however as we havent got it yet we dont know...so feel free to mod it if it is!. The joke is as follows: :?


Bill and Ben (of the flower pot men fame) are in the bath together. They're children's TV character's so they don't have genitals and there's no 'funny business'. Anyway, Ben has had a whole can of Heinz baked beans (that's a lot for someone who lives in a ceramic tub) for his breakfast and produces a sustained botty burp (a fart for the uncouth, trouser cough for the well to-do).
Bill says, 'It's two o'clock'!
 

Maestro

Active Member
flobber dobber ...may sound like a trouser cough, but could well be asking what the time is in Bill and Ben speak
 

Okiedokie of Oz

Active Member
OK, lets get rid of all the garbage in that joke and get down to it....tell me if this is right.

Bill and Ben are in the bath together. Ben has had a whole can of Heinz baked beans for his breakfast and produces a sustained fart Bill says, 'It's two o'clock'!

and I don't et the joke either
 

geordiecolin

Active Member
Yeah, i think that's it.

Heard a variation of that before -

Bill and Ben are in the bath. Bill says "Flobber Dobber" Ben says "do that again and you get a slap you dirty g*t!"
 

The Cornet King

Active Member
Okiedokie of Oz said:
OK, lets get rid of all the garbage in that joke and get down to it....tell me if this is right.

Bill and Ben are in the bath together. Ben has had a whole can of Heinz baked beans for his breakfast and produces a sustained fart Bill says, 'It's two o'clock'!

and I don't et the joke either

lol...well i'm just sending it how i got it sent...just copied and pasted!
Having never seen Bill and Ben...or not remembering it anyway i cant say i understand it at all :? :roll:
 

Di B

Member
I don't really get it either (but I am a blonde!)...... but thinking laterally I might have a suggestion.....

Sometimes, time is used to give a direction to go in (ie head for three o'clock means go right). This might have something to do with it?

My other thought is to trump is also to fart or blow off or similar......

Maybe these comments might help?

Hope this post is mod friendly! :oops: :oops:
 

Dave Payn

Active Member
The Cornet King said:
Call me and my housemates thick but we got sent a joke and we havent got it yet! We may be thick as planks or it may be a genuine toughy. Anyway i have a feeling this joke may be rude...however as we havent got it yet we dont know...so feel free to mod it if it is!. The joke is as follows: :?


Bill and Ben (of the flower pot men fame) are in the bath together. They're children's TV character's so they don't have genitals and there's no 'funny business'. Anyway, Ben has had a whole can of Heinz baked beans (that's a lot for someone who lives in a ceramic tub) for his breakfast and produces a sustained botty burp (a fart for the uncouth, trouser cough for the well to-do).
Bill says, 'It's two o'clock'!

'Help of Dave Payn and intelligent people'? How dare you mention degenerates like me in the same sentence as intelligent people! ;-)

When you f'rt in the bath, bubbles come up and a bubbly 'noise' similar to that of Bill and Ben talking ('flob-alob-alob' etc.) happens (Well, so I'm told..... ahem!). Bill (so far as the joke goes) assumes Ben's rectal retort is 'Bill and Ben speak' for 'What's the time?'

I don't know what's worse: getting that joke or NOT getting it! ;-)
 

Dave Payn

Active Member
Perhaps I should also add that a bath-infested faecal forecast may well rise in pitch as it goes along as though asking a question.

Perhaps that's just too much info.....

:lol:
 

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