Goldenballs - a thought

Dave Payn

Active Member
If the stories in the NoTW are true and Beckham ends up leaving his missus for his PA, would that be a case of 'Nothing' to 'Loos'?
 

2nd man down

Moderator
Staff member
Isn't there a bad joke thread for this kind of stuff??? There's a joke about what's the similarity between David Beckham, Cilla Black and Celine Dion isn't there, i just think the punchline may be a tad too off the scale for tMP!! :roll:
 

drummergurl

Active Member
Dave Payn said:
If the stories in the NoTW are true and Beckham ends up leaving his missus for his PA, would that be a case of 'Nothing' to 'Loos'?

am i the only person who doesnt understand it??
 

lynchie

Active Member
what's this? becks leaving posh? why was i not informed??

..no really... what are you on about????
 

dyl

Active Member
lynchie said:
..no really... what are you on about????
Yes, please explain - 'cos I've seen nothing about this in any of the papers or heard anything on the news??? :roll: :wink:
 

Dave Payn

Active Member
I was just speculating that he might leave posh who's a 'nothing' (i.e. 'nothing' singer, 'nothing' celeb, whatever) for his PA Rebecca 'Loos'. As reported in the NoTW.

Sorry. Contrived and cruddy, it's my usual standard of humour. :cry:
 

drummergurl

Active Member
Dave Payn said:
I was just speculating that he might leave posh who's a 'nothing' (i.e. 'nothing' singer, 'nothing' celeb, whatever) for his PA Rebecca 'Loos'. As reported in the NoTW.

Sorry. Contrived and cruddy, it's my usual standard of humour. :cry:

ok thats reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeealy bad its just not funny and should be nominated for worst joke of the year
 

Dave Payn

Active Member
drummergurl said:
Dave Payn said:
I was just speculating that he might leave posh who's a 'nothing' (i.e. 'nothing' singer, 'nothing' celeb, whatever) for his PA Rebecca 'Loos'. As reported in the NoTW.

Sorry. Contrived and cruddy, it's my usual standard of humour. :cry:

ok thats reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeealy bad its just not funny and should be nominated for worst joke of the year

It's something I've been striving to achieve for a looooooonnggg time! ;-)
 

HBB

Active Member
Speaking to him In person, I bet that it won't be too long until he acheives it! :D
 

Dave Payn

Active Member
homocidalbennyboy said:
Speaking to him In person, I bet that it won't be too long until he acheives it! :D

I've had many years' practice..... and in any case, the more dubious elements of my 'humour' have been 'enhanced' by reading some of the posts since I came on here last October.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

ploughboy

Active Member
the bit about Dave telling another reeeeeeeeaaaaaaallllly bad joke is true,

As for the beckham rumours, who cares!
 

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