Straightmute said:I thought you would be above that sort of toilet humour, Dave.
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Dave Payn said:If the stories in the NoTW are true and Beckham ends up leaving his missus for his PA, would that be a case of 'Nothing' to 'Loos'?
Yes, please explain - 'cos I've seen nothing about this in any of the papers or heard anything on the news??? :roll: :wink:lynchie said:..no really... what are you on about????
Dave Payn said:I was just speculating that he might leave posh who's a 'nothing' (i.e. 'nothing' singer, 'nothing' celeb, whatever) for his PA Rebecca 'Loos'. As reported in the NoTW.
Sorry. Contrived and cruddy, it's my usual standard of humour. :cry:
drummergurl said:Dave Payn said:I was just speculating that he might leave posh who's a 'nothing' (i.e. 'nothing' singer, 'nothing' celeb, whatever) for his PA Rebecca 'Loos'. As reported in the NoTW.
Sorry. Contrived and cruddy, it's my usual standard of humour. :cry:
ok thats reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeealy bad its just not funny and should be nominated for worst joke of the year
homocidalbennyboy said:Speaking to him In person, I bet that it won't be too long until he acheives it!![]()
Dave Payn said:As reported in the NoTW.