Goldenballs - a thought

[Dave Payn]

If the stories in the NoTW are true and Beckham ends up leaving his missus for his PA, would that be a case of 'Nothing' to 'Loos'?

 

[dyl]

Groan.......................

 

[Straightmute]

I thought you would be above that sort of toilet humour, Dave.

D

 

[Dave Payn]

I thought you would be above that sort of toilet humour, Dave.

D

Arf, arf! (He says, feeling 'flush').....

 

[2nd man down]

Isn't there a bad joke thread for this kind of stuff??? There's a joke about what's the similarity between David Beckham, Cilla Black and Celine Dion isn't there, i just think the punchline may be a tad too off the scale for tMP!! :roll:

 

[drummergurl]

If the stories in the NoTW are true and Beckham ends up leaving his missus for his PA, would that be a case of 'Nothing' to 'Loos'?

am i the only person who doesnt understand it??

 

[akwarose]

no, its ok. i dont get it either

 

[drummergurl]

wooooooooooo im not alone!

 

[lynchie]

what's this? becks leaving posh? why was i not informed??

..no really... what are you on about????

 

[dyl]

..no really... what are you on about????

Yes, please explain - 'cos I've seen nothing about this in any of the papers or heard anything on the news??? :roll: :wink:

 

[Dave Payn]

I was just speculating that he might leave posh who's a 'nothing' (i.e. 'nothing' singer, 'nothing' celeb, whatever) for his PA Rebecca 'Loos'. As reported in the NoTW.

Sorry. Contrived and cruddy, it's my usual standard of humour. :cry:

 

[drummergurl]

I was just speculating that he might leave posh who's a 'nothing' (i.e. 'nothing' singer, 'nothing' celeb, whatever) for his PA Rebecca 'Loos'. As reported in the NoTW.

Sorry. Contrived and cruddy, it's my usual standard of humour. :cry:

ok thats reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeealy bad its just not funny and should be nominated for worst joke of the year

 

[Dave Payn]

I was just speculating that he might leave posh who's a 'nothing' (i.e. 'nothing' singer, 'nothing' celeb, whatever) for his PA Rebecca 'Loos'. As reported in the NoTW.

Sorry. Contrived and cruddy, it's my usual standard of humour. :cry:

ok thats reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeealy bad its just not funny and should be nominated for worst joke of the year

It's something I've been striving to achieve for a looooooonnggg time! ;-)

 

[drummergurl]

lol and u may just achieve it some day

 

[HBB]

Speaking to him In person, I bet that it won't be too long until he acheives it!

 

[Dave Payn]

Speaking to him In person, I bet that it won't be too long until he acheives it!

I've had many years' practice..... and in any case, the more dubious elements of my 'humour' have been 'enhanced' by reading some of the posts since I came on here last October.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[lynchie]

...we at theMouthPiece.com are happy to do our part...

:wink:

 

[ScrapingtheBottom]

As reported in the NoTW.

They provide excellent material though, even if it is fiction.

 

[Seedhouse]

Ya who ya what now? What's going on!? CONFUSED! :cry:
Is any of this stuff true?

 

[ploughboy]

the bit about Dave telling another reeeeeeeeaaaaaaallllly bad joke is true,

As for the beckham rumours, who cares!