Females - Which are you?

All Females out there - Which are you?


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Trom41821

Member
Ladies - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still
cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up."

Real Woman - If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too
damn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."

Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

Real Woman - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You
might still have the headache, but who cares?

Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.

Real Woman - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up, eating it anyway!

Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

Real Woman - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.

Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.

Real Woman - Goes to the bakery - they'll even decorate it for you.

Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.

Real Woman - Sara Lee frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I just don't do it.

Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex
dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

Real Woman - Go ask the very cute neighbour guy to do it.

And the most important tip....
Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.

Real Woman - Leftover wine??
 

Trigger

Member
Real Woman!! :lol: If the food is too salty then cook it yourself!! :lol: Only joking, I'm very caring really :wink: Oh, just noticed there is an option for a mixture. Can I change my vote?? I think I'm a bit of both!!
 

jambo

Member
Marsh mallow in the bottom of an ice cream cone.

Bonus, remember the pleasant surprise you get with the chocolate at the bottom of some cornetto's!

Slurp! :lol:
 
Accidental said:
Ohmygod some of those "lady" tips actually seemed quite sensible to me. Aaaarrgh!!! :shock:
As long as you don't understand the one involving leftover wine, I think you'll be ok!! :wink:
 

Accidental

Supporting Member
Sam Atherton said:
As long as you don't understand the one involving leftover wine, I think you'll be ok!! :wink:
Sorry..... leftovers? I don't get it!!

Well Worth It said:
What are the 'ladies' doing with latex gloves anyway?
washing up..... opening jars..... cleaning up dog poo..... removing the latest offering from the moggies..... you'd be surprised how handy they are! :shock:
 
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