February/March Caption Competition

[dyl]

Sorry for the delay folks, but here's the pic for the 'February & March Caption Competition (have extended it to the end of March 'cos no doubt people will be busy over the next few weeks with the Areas coming up).

Usual rules apply i.e. no prizes - it's just for fun!

Good luck!

 

[MoominDave]

The recent spate of carjackings by rogue Alpine chalets continues unabated...

 

[Di]

She's packed everything INCLUDING the bl***y kitchen sink!

 

[drummergurl]

when he said we were going to move house i didnt think he meant literally move the house!!!!

 

[mad_female]

God it's rough round here you don't just get burgled the local kids take the house too


Rhian :lol:

Mad_female

 

[Fishsta]

It was the new craze, but these modded snails just didn't look like snails anymore...

 

[Dave Payn]

John and sons didn't fully understand the 'Chinese take away' sign on the front of the building.

 

[PeterBale]

When it was decided that the "Ideal Home Exhibition" should move round the country, this wasn't quite what they had in mind :wink:

 

[Dave Payn]

(From inside the house)

'Did the earth move for you, darling?'
'Well, it still seems to be honey. I didn't know you were THAT good in bed!'

 

[WhatSharp?]

Iveco Trucks Brass Band find a novel way to get round the new licensing laws for their "open" rehearsal night in the bandroom!

 

[johnflugel]

Cory's attempt to sneak into the Masters by relocating their bandroom over the border

 

[Dave Payn]

Cory's attempt to sneak into the Masters by relocating their bandroom over the border

Can we just end the competition now? I don't think anything's going to top this! Class! :lol:

 

[dyl]

Can we just end the competition now? I don't think anything's going to top this! Class! :lol:

WHAT? It took me long enough to find this pic! Seriously though, I think it's 'game on' after that one! Thinking caps on guys! 8)

 

[andyp]

"It's not my fault Mr Jackson! I asked the limo hire company for the biggest one they had with a bar in the back and they sent me this..........."

 

[WhatSharp?]

In order to prevent a boycott by the NABBA a new box was ordered for the National Finals ....

 

[lynchie]

some say the "Things to do With Your Chalet" competition at this years Pontins may have gone too far...

 

[Well Worth It]

After a school-boy error by Lawrence Llewelyn-Bowen involving the installation of phallic window frames, the 'Changing Room' producer realised drastic action was required.

 

[sunny_jimbob]

"John & Sons professional shoplifting services, no job too small."

 

[Di]

"The property appears to be suffering from ongoing structural movement".

 

[Naomi McFadyen]

No excuses for forgetting anything now!