Fancy yourself as a Super Hero?

[Well Worth It]

Try this link to find out your Super Hero stats.

Sorry if this has been done.

http://www.humorscope.com/hero.html

 

[Well Worth It]

I'll kick it off.

Name: Captain Wolf
Secret Identity: **** *******
Special Power: Power Toes
Transportation: Quantum Tricycle
Weapon: Ice Sling
Costume: Chain Sport Coat
Sidekick: Hop-a-long Cassie
Nemesis: Melvin the Ripper
Tragic Flaw: Big nose
Favorite Food: Key Lime Pie


Melvin beware.

 

[ScrapingtheBottom]

Name: Flame Snake
Secret Identity: Chris Satterley
Special Power: Somatic Pinch
Transportation: Turbo Chopper
Weapon: Electron Flare
Costume: Carbonite Skin
Sidekick: Bufurt
Nemesis: Arnold the Hideous
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to spinach
Favorite Food: Cheese

I like Flame Snake that's good!!!!

Come Bufurt, to the Turbo Chopper and don't forget the spinach!!

 

[Cornishwomble]

Hmmm not convinced by mine

Name: Lord Flame
Secret Identity: Roy Taylor
Special Power: Incredible Finger
Transportation: Nuclear Train
Weapon: X-Ray Carbine
Costume: Hardened Cape
Sidekick: Caruthers
Nemesis: Cindy the Black
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to corn dogs
Favorite Food: Key Lime Pie

although I've always thought I had an incredible finger!

 

[Darth_Tuba]

Name: Thunder Brother
Secret Identity: Chris Doran
Special Power: Invisibility
Transportation: Shamu the Elephant
Weapon: X-Ray Cannon
Costume: Chain Coveralls
Sidekick: Odd Job
Nemesis: Jack the Deadly
Tragic Flaw: Fear of falling
Favorite Food: Banana Cream Pie

 

[Dave1]

Here's mine for today
Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:


Name: Green Brother
Secret Identity: *****
Special Power: Flight
Transportation: Nuclear Bike
Weapon: Meson Grenade
Costume: Kevlar Boots
Sidekick: Black Dan
Nemesis: Arnold the Flatulent
Tragic Flaw: Fear of spiders
Favorite Food: Stroganoff


No so much the spiders but really hate bats ! :shock:

 

[Nuke]

Name: Thunder Boy
Secret Identity: ******* ******
Special Power: Freezing Bat
Transportation: Electric Train
Weapon: Dimensional Sling
Costume: Kevlar Cape
Sidekick: Gilligan
Nemesis: Melvin the Unspeakable
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to solitaire
Favorite Food: Melon

Not that exciting at all

 

[2nd man down]

Here's me then...

Name: Thunder Flame (It only takes one bite of the mystic donner!!)
Secret Identity: Crawford Howe, the man with no name.
Special Power: Invisibility
Transportation: Alien Minivan
Weapon: Psionic Flare
Costume: Silver Underwear (How cool's that!!)
Sidekick: Sundance
Nemesis: Marvin the Ripper
Tragic Flaw: Laziness (Quick Sundance!!...oh b*gger that, what's on the box?)
Favorite Food: Ritz Crackers

 

[rutty]

Name: Demon Brother
Secret Identity: Dave Rutt
Special Power: Bionic Breath
Transportation: Quantum Bike
Weapon: Ice Sling
Costume: Alligator Cowl
Sidekick: Dirk Deadly
Nemesis: John the Blue
Tragic Flaw: Claustrophobia
Favorite Food: Ritz Crackers

Bionic Breath???? :shock:

 

[Nuke]

Here's me then...

Name: Thunder Flame (It only takes one bite of the mystic donner!!)
Secret Identity: Crawford Howe, the man with no name.
Special Power: Invisibility
Transportation: Alien Minivan
Weapon: Psionic Flare
Costume: Silver Underwear (How cool's that!!)
Sidekick: Sundance
Nemesis: Marvin the Ripper
Tragic Flaw: Laziness (Quick Sundance!!...oh b*gger that, what's on the box?)
Favorite Food: Ritz Crackers

What are those??

 

[2nd man down]

Aah!!! how do I know you're not Marvin the Ripper trying to learn all my secrets??

tread with care scum being, you may fall foul of my Psionic Flare!!

 

[Cornishwomble]

Aah!!! how do I know you're not Marvin the Ripper trying to learn all my secrets??

tread with care scum being, you may fall foul of my Psionic Flare!!

Psionic Flares are also the by-product of a donner!

 

[Nuke]

Argh foiled of my evil master plan to know your powers and therefore kill you. Next Time Thunder Flame, Next Time Muahahahahahahahaha etc etc etc...

 

[Well Worth It]

Aah!!! how do I know you're not Marvin the Ripper trying to learn all my secrets??

tread with care scum being, you may fall foul of my Psionic Flare!!

'ere Thunder Flame!!
Do you reckon Melvin and Marvin are twins?
I propose we pool our resources and rid our world of these nightmares together.

 

[ScrapingtheBottom]

I should just get loads of girls to laugh at my nemesis: Arnold the Hideous.

Flame Snake out.

 

[2nd man down]

Good idea Captain Wolf and well spotted!!

Now we have those dasterdly ripper twins on the run with our Psionic Flare Power toes!!!

Jump on your Quantum Trycicle and lets go!!

 

[Dave Payn]

Name: Sergeant Brother
Secret Identity: **** ****
Special Power: Walk through walls (But I'm clumsy, so I'd probably walk into them!)
Transportation: Space Rocket (to travel in that vast void between my ears....)
Weapon: Lightning Cannon (Just add methane....)
Costume: Silk Shorts (!!!)
Sidekick: Hermione (not Granger, puh-leeze!)
Nemesis: Cindy the Hideous (a.k.a. Michelle Collins?)
Tragic Flaw: Clumsiness (That's true.....)
Favorite Food: Onion Rings (I ain't eating an onion that's been in someone's ring... yuk!)

 

[Keith's right hand man]

Here's me, Crawf, I hope you see this!

Name: Lightning Girl
Secret Identity: Rachel Firth
Special Power: Bionic Spear
Transportation: Quantum Minivan
Weapon: Ion Cutlass
Costume: Fibersteel Booties
Sidekick: Sundance
Nemesis: Arnold the Deadly
Tragic Flaw: Fear of timber wolves
Favorite Food: Melon

 

[drummergurl]

Name: Angel Sister
Secret Identity: Sarah Chapman
Special Power: Psionic Fart
Transportation: Electric Minivan
Weapon: Meson Lasso
Costume: 100 Percent Cotton Evening Gown
Sidekick: Merry
Nemesis: Arnold the Riddler
Tragic Flaw: Laziness
Favorite Food: Stroganoff



im offended by my special power! psionic fart?? how unlady like is that?

i like my superhero name tho, angel sister!! and what is stroganoff?

 

[ScrapingtheBottom]

and what is stroganoff?

It's a kind of stew, often with beef.