bigmamabadger
Active Member
Following on from the thread about banders being uglyand single, just fill in the form and post it here! Gagging members of the opposite sex will rush to find new and exciting partners. All for free, but commission on successful new partnerships will be extracted by the management... :twisted:
1. NAME:
2. AGE:
3. INSTRUMENT:
4. REGION:
5. MARITAL STATUS:
6. ON A SCALE OF "SHOOT AND LEAVE FOR THE COCKROACHES" - "TAKE HOME AND KEEP IN THE AIRING CUPBOARD" HOW CUTE ARE YOU?
7. ON A SCALE OF "VAGRANT" - "BILL GATES" HOW RICH ARE YOU?
8. ON A SCALE OF "PADDLING POOL" - "MID-ATLANTIC TRENCH" HOW SHALLOW ARE YOU?
9. ON A SCALE OF "JADE FROM BIG BROTHER" - "EINSTEIN" HOW CLEVER ARE YOU?
10. ARE YOU A SLAPPER? IF NOT, WHY NOT?
11. CAN YOU COOK? n.b. microwave chips do not count
1. NAME:
2. AGE:
3. INSTRUMENT:
4. REGION:
5. MARITAL STATUS:
6. ON A SCALE OF "SHOOT AND LEAVE FOR THE COCKROACHES" - "TAKE HOME AND KEEP IN THE AIRING CUPBOARD" HOW CUTE ARE YOU?
7. ON A SCALE OF "VAGRANT" - "BILL GATES" HOW RICH ARE YOU?
8. ON A SCALE OF "PADDLING POOL" - "MID-ATLANTIC TRENCH" HOW SHALLOW ARE YOU?
9. ON A SCALE OF "JADE FROM BIG BROTHER" - "EINSTEIN" HOW CLEVER ARE YOU?
10. ARE YOU A SLAPPER? IF NOT, WHY NOT?
11. CAN YOU COOK? n.b. microwave chips do not count