Ever fancied doing a bit of domination?

[Fishsta]

No, this is actually really tame. Don't worry.

www.subservientchicken.com

Tell the chicken what to do, and he'll do it.

For example... try:

skip
smack your bottom
dance
trash the room
show muscles
turn the light off


There is so much he'll do, post your best ones here.

BUT KEEP IT CLEAN.

 

[Euph-Bari]

he will chew his wing lol

 

[WoodenFlugel]

I told him to "Dance like Bez out of The Happy Mondays"

He sort of jumped around but I don't think he knew what I was on about :lol:

 

[HBB]

I told him to do Sit Ups, but he just sat. :?

 

[MRSH]

I asked 'him' to do the splits. And he did!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[2nd man down]

He...er it hopped for me!!

 

[Dave Payn]

I tried to get it to cross the road. Wasn't having any of it.....

 

[WoodenFlugel]

I wanted him to "show an appriciation of post-modern romaticism" but there are too many letters to put that in :lol:

I also asked him to "represent the olympic spirit in mime" but the results were disappointing to say the least. :?

Am I being too random......... :?:

 

[trombelle]

that is the weirdest thing i have ever seen :?

 

[Tenor-Steffen-DK]

He tried to lay an egg, but with no luck.....

 

[manx_yessir]

I asked him to teach me how to triple tongue on my cornet and he just kinda came real close and looked blankly at me :roll:

However, when I asked him to drum, he couldn't stop himself.

There's a moral in there somewhere all you percussionists! :wink:

 

[Dave Payn]

I asked him to teach me how to triple
However, when I asked him to drum, he couldn't stop himself.

There's a moral in there somewhere all you percussionists! :wink:

Well of course! Haven't you heard of chicken drumsticks??? ;-)

 

[Dave Payn]

Anyway, this, I suppose, could be described as a 'poultry' excuse for a website..... :roll: :lol:

 

[flugelgal]

It's just weird... :wink:

I'm seriously wondering exactly how Fishta came across this site! :shock:

Kirsty x

PS He doesn't flap wings just kinda preens.. boo

 

[Naomi McFadyen]

He refused to sing... and wouldn't put his foot in his mouth...

but apart from that- he's quite obidient isnt he... (i knooooo, spelling...)

:lol: ;-)

 

[Euph-Bari]

He refused to sing

he sung for me, obviously no sound but he waves his habds round like a singer

 

[Dawnys_flug]

He's too creepy for me!!

He rolls over which is quite funny and i told him to do the macarena but he just wiggled his toosh a bit :?

 

[akwarose]

he shakes his tail feathers if you ask nicely

 

[lottie4744]

The Chickens nasty! I was being nice to him, then I told him to eat cheese and he laughed at me :cry:

Although his lame attempt to fly was pretty good!

 

[ratley]

Poor attempt at a handstand....