Ever fancied doing a bit of domination?

Fishsta

Active Member
No, this is actually really tame. Don't worry.

www.subservientchicken.com

Tell the chicken what to do, and he'll do it.

For example... try:

skip
smack your bottom
dance
trash the room
show muscles
turn the light off


There is so much he'll do, post your best ones here.

BUT KEEP IT CLEAN.
 

WoodenFlugel

Moderator
Staff member
I told him to "Dance like Bez out of The Happy Mondays"

He sort of jumped around but I don't think he knew what I was on about :lol:
 

WoodenFlugel

Moderator
Staff member
I wanted him to "show an appriciation of post-modern romaticism" but there are too many letters to put that in :lol:

I also asked him to "represent the olympic spirit in mime" but the results were disappointing to say the least. :?

Am I being too random......... :?:
 

manx_yessir

Member
I asked him to teach me how to triple tongue on my cornet and he just kinda came real close and looked blankly at me :roll:

However, when I asked him to drum, he couldn't stop himself.

There's a moral in there somewhere all you percussionists! :wink:
 

Dave Payn

Active Member
manx_yessir said:
I asked him to teach me how to triple
However, when I asked him to drum, he couldn't stop himself.

There's a moral in there somewhere all you percussionists! :wink:
Well of course! Haven't you heard of chicken drumsticks??? ;-)
 

flugelgal

Active Member
It's just weird... :wink:

I'm seriously wondering exactly how Fishta came across this site! :shock:

Kirsty x

PS He doesn't flap wings just kinda preens.. boo
 

Naomi McFadyen

New Member
He refused to sing... and wouldn't put his foot in his mouth...

but apart from that- he's quite obidient isnt he... (i knooooo, spelling...)

:lol: ;-)
 
He's too creepy for me!!

He rolls over which is quite funny and i told him to do the macarena but he just wiggled his toosh a bit :?
 
The Chickens nasty! I was being nice to him, then I told him to eat cheese and he laughed at me :cry:

Although his lame attempt to fly was pretty good!
 
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