Evening Classes for Men...

[flugelgal]

NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!!

ALL ARE WELCOME

OPEN TO MEN ONLY



Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will
accept a maximum of eight participants each.

Sign up early and get a discount on registration.


The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:



DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS- Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?- Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR- Practicing with
hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY
THEMSELVES?- Debate among a panel of experts.

LOSS OF VIRILITY: - Losing the remote control to your significant other -
Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS -starting with looking in the right place
instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum



DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?- Group
discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH-
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST- Real life testimonial from the one
man who did.

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS? -
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER-
Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION- Relaxation exercises, meditation
and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE- Bring
your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME-
Individual counsellors available

 

[jameshowell]

I don't need to go, I'd pass with flying colours... :roll:

 

[John Brooks]

I graduated Suma Cum Laude

While travelling in the U.S. recently I actually did stop to ask directions; if only to please my wife :wink: . I was within 4 miles of the motel we were looking for and the map I had was not sufficiently detailed. I went to a gas station (sorry, petrol) with a convenience store; two guys behind the counter; two customers, one male, one female. None of them knew the location of the motel, but all proceeded to offer their guidance. I politely thanked them, went back to the car and found it myself within ten minutes. OK, I'll admit I got lucky but if I'd followed any of those directions I might still be in New York State :!:

 

[Okiedokie of Oz]

I prove time and again I can ask for directions. However, it's when I ask women for help, I can end up in poodoo....

Last year I went to a wedding, and because I'd never been that side of Brisbane I asked the bridesmaid who was travelling with me for directions. H er idea of directions were "Go that way" and pointing vaguely, while I am driving 100kph in bumper-to-bumper freeway traffic!!!

However, I was pleasantly surprised when I drove into Brisbane from Toowoomba last weekend with my girlfriend. She is a natural at giving directions....when she isn't wrapped up in the music she's signing or the conversation she's engaged in.

My sister hogs the remote..........I think it's a learned trait of dominance from my father.

As for flowers.....I offered, and asked her what flowers would she prefer? My girlfriend had a look, and she gave me a serve about paying $80 for something that would die in a day....

....found out from her mother she prefers jewellery :wink:

 

[ScrapingtheBottom]

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS

Ask your girlfriend/wife to do it.

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?

No, if your gf/wife insists on having the peach scented quilty stuff then she can put it on the damn holder.

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR

4.75 beers and 1 football match per week

DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY
THEMSELVES?

of course not! Women take them there, it's part of their daily routine.

LOSS OF VIRILITY: - Losing the remote control to your significant other -
Help line and support groups

How come they never want to watch the good programmes?

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS

I know how to find things, if you don't move them

EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN

Fridge - if I chuck them away how am I ever going to build Tracy Island?

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH

I get hayfever

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST

Real men don't get lost.

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?

Of course we sit quietly, when she does it right.

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER

Yep one's a nagging cow who's made your life a misery for as long as you can remember, the other is your mum.

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION

Don't go.

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE

Get a job with a secretary.

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME

Alternative title: AN INSIGHT INTO WOMANHOOD

 

[Okiedokie of Oz]

DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY
THEMSELVES?

of course not! Women take them there, it's part of their daily routine.

That's why their feet are smaller.......so they fit closer to the sink!!!

 

[sparkling_quavers]

ooo mr scrapingthebottom you are going to be in the doghouse when I print this out and post it to my sister! :twisted:

 

[flugelgal]

ooo mr scrapingthebottom you are going to be in the doghouse when I print this out and post it to my sister! :twisted:

Can't you send her a link? :shock: Isn't she connected? How does she get through the day? :shock: :shock:

 

[HBB]

Like the Victorians?