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[Dave Payn]

This is palpably not true do you understand? DO YOU UNDERSTAND?? ;-) ;-)

http://www.thisislondon.com/lifeandstyle/health/articles/9946041?source=Daily Mail

 

[sunny_jimbob]

One of my keyboards at work has a health warning on it...

"Some experts warn that the use of any keyboard for extended periods can cause serious injury"

And my boss still won't let me take the reccommended 15 minutes break out of every hour :wink: :wink: :wink:

 

[lynchie]

I don't know what they mean... NOW GET OUT OF MY FACE!!

 

[PeterBale]

More than one in four of the 2,000 people who were surveyed experienced repetitive strain injury due to excessive typing while one in three complained of back or neck pain.

Doesn't say how many complained of Dave Payn, though :shock: :wink: :lol:

 

[Dave Payn]

More than one in four of the 2,000 people who were surveyed experienced repetitive strain injury due to excessive typing while one in three complained of back or neck pain.

Doesn't say how many complained of Dave Payn, though :shock: :wink: :lol:

If there's a greater number than infinity, there's your answer to THAT question, folks! Payn by name, pain by nature... my family motto (actually, it's wrong to bring my family into this. It's not their fault. It's MY motto! I'm the one and only. Indeed, why have 'champagne' when you've got a REAL Payn here! Arf, arf.)

Thought I'd 'bale' myself out of that one, Peter. Hay ho! ;-) :lol:

 

[Naomi McFadyen]

Email Article:

Ha! Yea, sounds about right...
but if you wanna prevent back pain n all... SIT UP!!!! POSTURE POSTURE!!! :roll:

:wink:

 

[Dave Payn]

Re: Email Article:

Ha! Yea, sounds about right...

Who asked you, pasty? ;-) :lol: :lol:

(Here's a possibility for another thread, Naomi: 'If there's one gag about your name which could have ensured your retirement had you received a pound for every time you'd heard it; which one would it be? ;-) ;-)

 

[Jo Elson]

'Irritable desk syndrome' - leave the desk alone it did nothin to anyone!

 

[PeterBale]

Thought I'd 'bale' myself out of that one, Peter. Hay ho! ;-) :lol:

I can see right through you, Payn, and as for making fun of my name, well that's the final straw :!:

 

[Naomi McFadyen]

Ha! Yea, sounds about right...

Who asked you, pasty? ;-) :lol: :lol:

(Here's a possibility for another thread, Naomi: 'If there's one gag about your name which could have ensured your retirement had you received a pound for every time you'd heard it; which one would it be? ;-) ;-)

:lol: yeeees....
But Dave, if I was to impressed by gags like that- it would have to be something I haven't heard before... then I'll retire! ;-)

 

[Dave Payn]

I think I made up most of the recent gags on my surname, Naomi! Talking of 'Cornish', there's a player who now pervades Becontree Brass (ex Crystal Palace in the days when I was there) by the name of Graeme Cornish. Those two words are just an anagrammer's dream. I came up with about 35 of them (mostly rude. Couldn't blame me, it was the way the letters turned out!)

You're not his sister are you...... ;-)

 

[Naomi McFadyen]

Talking of 'Cornish', there's a player who now pervades Becontree Brass (ex Crystal Palace in the days when I was there) by the name of Graeme Cornish.....


You're not his sister are you...... ;-)

No... He's prolly the next generation up from me ;-) (maybe two?) :lol:

;-)

 

[Okiedokie of Oz]

God bless a decent surname like mine

 

[sunny_jimbob]

God bless a decent surname like mine

Surname wasn't my problem. Imagine having to go through school with a name that phonetically is 'Knickerless'. Great fun. Plus my Dad was a policeman, so, with the obvious Nick connections as well, there was no escape for me!

 

[Keppler]

God bless a decent surname like mine

"Of Oz" ? (hurrah)

 

[Naomi McFadyen]

(hurrah)

just incase no1 caught what Kepps said here...

;-)