'Drive Thru' Cash Dispensers!

dyl

Active Member
Apologies in advance! ;)

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Banks & Building Societies are installing new 'Drive Thru' Cash Dispensers.

To enable customers to gain maximum benefit from this new facility they have conducted intensive behavioural studies to come up with the appropriate procedures for their use.

Procedure for MALE customers:

1. Drive up to the cash machine
2. Wind down your car window
3. Insert your card into machine and enter PIN
4. Enter amount of cash required
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt
6. Wind up window
7. Drive off

Procedure for FEMALE customers:

1. Drive up to the cash machine
2. Reverse the required distance to align car window with cash machine
3. Re-start the stalled engine
4. Wind down the window
5. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to find card
6. Turn the radio down
7. Attempt to insert card into machine
8. Open car door to allow easier access to cash machine due to its excessive distance from the car
9. Insert card
10. Re-insert card the right way up
11. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN number written on the inside back page
12. Enter PIN
13. Press 'cancel' and re-enter correct PIN
14. Enter amount of cash required
15. Check make-up in rear view mirror
16. Retrieve cash and receipt
17. Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside
18. Place receipt in back of cheque book
19. Re-check make-up
20. Drive forward 2 metres
21. Reverse back to cash machine
22. Retrieve card
23. Re-empty handbag, locate card holder, and place card into slot provided
24. Resart stalled engine and pull off
25. Drive for 2 to 3 miles
26. Release handbrake
 

Keppler

Moderator
Staff member
I saw one of these drive through cash machines once.... no pedestrian access

always wondered why they bothered putting braille on all the buttons..
 

Di

Active Member
:shock:

Women Rule! We will have our revenge. :evil: :twisted: :wink:
 

Di

Active Member
Maestro said:
Dinie said:
:shock:

Women Rule! We will have our revenge. :evil: :twisted: :wink:

When and IF you're allowed out of the kitchen! :twisted: :twisted:
I'm never allowed IN the kitchen. He claims he's a better cook than me! And he finds it relaxing and likes to experiment, so I let him get on with it! :D

Come on guys, we're talking about money here. Everyone knows that where handling money is concerned, women are THE experts! :wink: (Especially when it comes to spending it!!) :lol: :lol:
 

flugelgal

Active Member
Maestro said:
When and IF you're allowed out of the kitchen!
As long as the kitchen restocks itself automatically and contains a PC with Broadband Internet Access and all mod cons I will happily live there...

Oh yes, I need room to play my flugel too!

Kirsty
 

PeterBale

Moderator
Staff member
flugelgal said:
Maestro said:
When and IF you're allowed out of the kitchen!
As long as the kitchen restocks itself automatically and contains a PC with Broadband Internet Access and all mod cons I will happily live there...

Oh yes, I need room to play my flugel too!

Kirsty
Plenty of Orange Juice in the kitchen :wink: :lol: :lol:
 

lynchie

Active Member
women? with money? what next, letting them vote?

personally, having seen my sisters bank statements.... hehehe... I think women should be given an allowance by a designated male, of £20 a week. :wink:
 

Okiedokie of Oz

Active Member
your sister is the reverse of mine!! Mine is soo thrifty!!

Her boyfriends do all her shopping.

What they don't get, "Daddy" does :evil:
 

Okiedokie of Oz

Active Member
The first boyfriend she brought home was forever buying flowers and chocolates and Tigger stuff (she's a fan), even after the breakup!

The second is carless, but pays her in trinkets and clothes and movies and dinners and.....
 
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