Doctor, doctor

[Dave Payn]

"Doctor, doctor. Every time I sit down, I see visions of Mickey Mouse and Pluto, every time I stand up, I see Donald Duck."

"How long have you been having these Disney spells?"

 

[PeterBale]

"Doctor, doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me!"

"Next"

 

[lynchie]

Doctor Doctor, I think I'm a dog!

Lie down on the couch

I'm not allowed on the furniture

 

[PeterBale]

Doctor, doctor, I think I'm turning into a robin!"

"Well, hop up on the couch and we'll have a look".


Doctor, doctor, I can't hear properly!"

Having examined him, the doctor replied: "You've got custard in one ear and cream in the other, but there's nothing to worry about, you're just a trifle deaf".

 

[neiltwist]

Patient: "Doctor Doctor, everyone keeps treating me like a pair of curtains"

Doc: "Pull Yourself together Lad!"

 

[i'm not a manc!]

Patient - doctor doctor, i've got 59 seconds to live!!

Doc - I'll be with you in a minute

 

[PeterBale]

"Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm Moses on Mount Sinai!"

"Don't worry about it, just keep taking the tablets".

 

[lynchie]

Doctor doctor, I think I'm invisible.

Who's that!?!?

 

[Maestro]

Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a cricket ball.

Hoooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!

 

[lynchie]

Doctor doctor, I swallowed a roll of film!

Lets hope nothing develops


Doctor doctor I've lost my short term memory!

When did this start?

When did what start?

 

[lynchie]

Doctor doctor I think I'm a frog

Well you wont croak just yet...

 

[EIBB_Ray]

Doctor doctor, I keep having dreams in which I turn into Wigwams and Tee Pee's .

I suspect the problem is you are too tense.

 

[The Cornet King]

Doctor Doctor, I think my eye sight is going!

I'm sorry sir, this is the Post Office!

 

[andywooler]

Doctor Doctor, I hurt in lots of different plaes


Well don't go to those places then!


Doctor - I want a second opinion


You're ugly as well


Doctor - I haven't seen you for a while


No, I've been sick

Eric & Ernie, don't you just love em!

 

[BigHorn]

Doctor Doctor I've got a steering wheel stuck down my underpants - It's driving me nuts.

 

[Seedhouse]

Lol! :lol: That's a classic Bighorn! Lots of good ones in this topic! :wink:

 

[onedrummeruk]

Doctor Doctor

Last week i swallowed a Five pound note and a ten pound note.
this week I swallowed a 50P a 10p and a 2 P..

Don't worry, the change will do you good.

 

[Seedhouse]

Lol! :lol: