Doctor, doctor

Dave Payn

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"Doctor, doctor. Every time I sit down, I see visions of Mickey Mouse and Pluto, every time I stand up, I see Donald Duck."

"How long have you been having these Disney spells?"


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Doctor, doctor, I think I'm turning into a robin!"

"Well, hop up on the couch and we'll have a look".

Doctor, doctor, I can't hear properly!"

Having examined him, the doctor replied: "You've got custard in one ear and cream in the other, but there's nothing to worry about, you're just a trifle deaf".


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Patient: "Doctor Doctor, everyone keeps treating me like a pair of curtains"

Doc: "Pull Yourself together Lad!"


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"Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm Moses on Mount Sinai!"

"Don't worry about it, just keep taking the tablets".


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Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a cricket ball.



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Doctor doctor, I swallowed a roll of film!

Lets hope nothing develops

Doctor doctor I've lost my short term memory!

When did this start?

When did what start?


Doctor doctor, I keep having dreams in which I turn into Wigwams and Tee Pee's .

I suspect the problem is you are too tense.


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Doctor Doctor, I hurt in lots of different plaes

Well don't go to those places then!

Doctor - I want a second opinion

You're ugly as well

Doctor - I haven't seen you for a while

No, I've been sick

Eric & Ernie, don't you just love em!
Doctor Doctor

Last week i swallowed a Five pound note and a ten pound note.
this week I swallowed a 50P a 10p and a 2 P..

Don't worry, the change will do you good.

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