Dave Payn on H.M.S.BELFAST ?

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Spanky Rear

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Did any of you see Dave on TV this lunchtime playing the 'Last Post' on theBelfast? Although he was disguised behind a beard [? false], and playing a ******* I am sure it was him. Was this just a short break from composing more anagrams?
Spanky
 
Dave Payn

Dave Payn

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Nope. I looked even worse in a beard on telly than I do in the flesh (or should that be 'in the hair') Yes, 'twas me playing the Last Post on HMS Belfast, but hey, I didn't ask for the cameras to be there!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: (I certainly didn't know they were going to beforehand!)

As you can imagine, since then, the offers have been flooding in. Most of them have been along the lines of 'Look, Dave, we'll pay you a small fortune if you promise never to be seen on telly playing the Last Post again!' ;-)
 
Dave Payn

Dave Payn

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Spanky Rear said:
Did any of you see Dave on TV this lunchtime playing the 'Last Post' on theBelfast? Although he was disguised behind a beard [? false], and playing a ******* I am sure it was him. Was this just a short break from composing more anagrams?
Spanky
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p.s. It was a long model cornet, not a ******* ;-)
 
Dave Payn

Dave Payn

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PeterBale said:
Dave Payn said:
p.s. It was a long model cornet, not a ******* ;-)
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Wouldn't they trust you with a real one :?: :wink: :lol:
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Why not? An 'Airfix' type cornet you can build yourself with glue, paint etc. It'd work better than some 'real' models I could mention! ;-)
 
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