Crossbreeds

WhatSharp?

Active Member
Alas I cannot claim to be the originator of this but I thought it was amusing and wonder what us tMPers could come up with :

CROSSBRED DOGS

Bull Terrier + Shitzu = Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed

Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

Cocker Spaniel + Rottweiller = Cockrot, the perfect puppy for that philandering ex-husband
 

Dave Payn

Active Member
WhatSharp? said:
Alas I cannot claim to be the originator of this but I thought it was amusing and wonder what us tMPers could come up with :

CROSSBRED DOGS

Bull Terrier + Shitzu = Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed

Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

Cocker Spaniel + Rottweiller = Cockrot, the perfect puppy for that philandering ex-husband
:lol: :lol: Reminds me of the old gag about Dire Straits and Chris Rea teaming up to form........ Chris Straits! ;-)
 

mikelyons

Supporting Member
And here I thought this was a thread about those strange people who play in orchestras and bands.





O. Hi Dave, didn't see you there. :oops:
 

Dave Payn

Active Member
mikelyons said:
And here I thought this was a thread about those strange people who play in orchestras and bands.





O. Hi Dave, didn't see you there. :oops:

Que?

Sorry, slow on the uptake (again........)

Orchestras, brass bands, wind bands, brass ensembles, big bands...... jack of all trades, master of none, that's me! ;-)
 

Dave Payn

Active Member
Dave Payn said:
WhatSharp? said:
Alas I cannot claim to be the originator of this but I thought it was amusing and wonder what us tMPers could come up with :

CROSSBRED DOGS

Bull Terrier + Shitzu = Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed

Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

Cocker Spaniel + Rottweiller = Cockrot, the perfect puppy for that philandering ex-husband
:lol: :lol: Reminds me of the old gag about Dire Straits and Chris Rea teaming up to form........ Chris Straits! ;-)
And one the ladies will be impressed by...

A Great Dane and a Cocker Spaniel...... Ladies are known to like Danish Spaniels.......
 

Griffin

Active Member
Fish-burn (Hammonds) Sauce?
Old (Silkstone) Molde (Brass Band) Burger (musik Luzern)
Fairey (FP (Music) Band) Wing-ates




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