Roger Thorne said:Dave - that brings a whole new meaning to the word 'Wind Band'.
On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me
A Fartridge in a Pear Tree
On the Second Day of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me
Two Turdle Doves and a Fartridge in a Pear Tree
(I could go on, but I'm worried about getting to Five Gold Rings....)