Celebrity Name Game Thread

Steve

Active Member
Im bored, here is a new thread for us to abuse celebrities.

Normal game rules apply, the first letter of your Celeb's first name has to be the same as the last letter of the previous ones surname. Slag them off a little if you want too.

Starter for 1....

Katie Andre / Price

aka Jordan. Beautiful young model who spent the rest of her life in search of international fame, the worlds most seen cleavage, a trowel that can easily apply unnecessary amouts of make up, the shortest and most damn annoying husband in the world and what appears to be the tackiest wedding on record in recent years. Can now be found being (an apparently good) mother to her children and groping herself and her husband in public whenever a camera appears. Also home made porn star, kids will be so proud.

Off someone goes with E.
 

Dave Payn

Active Member
meandmycornet said:
Nora Batty

Wears wrinkley stockings and has a cafe in holmfirth! (I've bin there!)

Yootha Joyce (for those old enough to remember 'George and Mildred')
 

WoodenFlugel

Moderator
Staff member
Dave Payn said:
Yootha Joyce (for those old enough to remember 'George and Mildred')

Edwina Curry

Ex (or should that be eggs...) conservative minister who believed too much of her own publicity and then...well you know the rest...:eek:

BTW moving to "Totally Random".....;)
 

Steve

Active Member
meandmycornet said:
Esther Ranstzen

Talking woman with a big mouth and big hair

Noel Edmonds

Wearer of bad jumpers, creator of Gunk and a big spotty sidekick and host of the greatest weekly party ever known.

Also failed applicant for host of Countdown apparently
 

Laserbeam bass

Active Member
Steve said:
Noel Edmonds

Wearer of bad jumpers, creator of Gunk and a big spotty sidekick and host of the greatest weekly party ever known.

Also failed applicant for host of Countdown apparently

Stevie Wonder

Blindingly good soul singer
 

IYOUNG

Member
Steve said:
Noel Edmonds

Wearer of bad jumpers, creator of Gunk and a big spotty sidekick and host of the greatest weekly party ever known.

Also failed applicant for host of Countdown apparently

Steven Speilberg

big film man
 

2nd man down

Moderator
Staff member
Salman Rushdie

(Author of best sellers such as "Cut out the chips Buddha you fat git" and other similarly politically correct publications.)
 
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