caption comp for flixton site

[sparkling_quavers]

We have a picture from last months 'pic of the month' featuring myself, lynchie and T-horn which could do with some further captions.

 

[drummergurl]

t-horn-"mmmmmm sparklingquavers wont mind me eating all her food mwahahahaaaaa" meanwhile whilst t-horn is munching, he doesnt realise the person with no head going to steal it aaaaaaaaaaaaalll (even tho he has more than enuf on his plate)

 

[mikelyons]

The farts from T-horn were enough to knock poor sparkly out and blow lynchie's head right off.

Damn curry and chips! Now we need a trom dep for the next job!

 

[ComposerAndy]

erm dunno

 

[Dave Payn]

Lynchie's attempt to look like the Angel Gabriel just drove the other two mad (see light above lynchie's head.....)

 

[rutty]

"Who want's to see my fillings?"

 

[lynchie]

Lynchie's attempt to look like the Angel Gabriel just drove the other two mad (see light above lynchie's head.....)

errr.... not my head dave...

 

[nickjones]

The flixton production of the Headless horseman...needed some refinement..
" More Grolch and more vomit required "
"No problem boss.GGGRRROOOOOOOGHHHGHGHGHGHGGHGHGHG"
"Perfect"

 

[Euph-Bari]

Rach slept in peace whilst bob ate his mates head

 

[Dave Payn]

Lynchie's attempt to look like the Angel Gabriel just drove the other two mad (see light above lynchie's head.....)

errr.... not my head dave...

Ah well, not having met you, I assumed sparkly's order of naming those in the picture would be from left to right! Ho hum! ;-)

 

[mikelyons]

Lynchie's attempt to look like the Angel Gabriel just drove the other two mad (see light above lynchie's head.....)

errr.... not my head dave...

Ah well, not having met you, I assumed sparkly's order of naming those in the picture would be from left to right! Ho hum! ;-)

Aw! Bless :roll:

 

[Dave Payn]

Lynchie's attempt to look like the Angel Gabriel just drove the other two mad (see light above lynchie's head.....)

errr.... not my head dave...

Ah well, not having met you, I assumed sparkly's order of naming those in the picture would be from left to right! Ho hum! ;-)

Aw! Bless :roll:

Still, if I had read a couple of the earlier captions (particularly your 'farting' one), I'd have figured out who was who....

OK: (t-horn) 'Simple lynchie, if you want to get 'ahead' in life you have to eat this stuff......'

 

[mikelyons]

Don't rely on me, Dave, I've never knowingly met any of them either - the only one I could tell for sure was sparkly, for obvious reasons. :wink:

 

[Dave Payn]

Don't rely on me, Dave, I've never knowingly met any of them either - the only one I could tell for sure was sparkly, for obvious reasons. :wink:

Quite. Sparkly for obvious reasons and I should have recognized lynchie after the stories about him blowing his trombone so loudly in a field that his head fell off ;-) As the picture indicates, he now has to ingest his food via the nether regions. Could get nasty if he's fed meatballs.....

:lol: :lol:

 

[lynchie]

don't mock me...you have no idea of my pain... :cry:

ps. I wouldn't suggest trying to imagine how I play the trombone now either...

 

[Dave Payn]

don't mock me...you have no idea of my pain... :cry:

ps. I wouldn't suggest trying to imagine how I play the trombone now either...

I only jest ;-) In any case, knowing about pain comes easy to someone with my surname.... ;-)

 

[Bluebottle]

And the latest on Crimewatch:

Who cut off Lynchie's head?

Only two witnesses - one must be innocent due to presence of halo, but other was sleeping.

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