caption comp for flixton site

drummergurl

Active Member
t-horn-"mmmmmm sparklingquavers wont mind me eating all her food mwahahahaaaaa" meanwhile whilst t-horn is munching, he doesnt realise the person with no head going to steal it aaaaaaaaaaaaalll (even tho he has more than enuf on his plate)
 

mikelyons

Supporting Member
The farts from T-horn were enough to knock poor sparkly out and blow lynchie's head right off.

Damn curry and chips! Now we need a trom dep for the next job!
 

Dave Payn

Active Member
Lynchie's attempt to look like the Angel Gabriel just drove the other two mad (see light above lynchie's head.....)
 

lynchie

Active Member
Dave Payn said:
Lynchie's attempt to look like the Angel Gabriel just drove the other two mad (see light above lynchie's head.....)
errr.... not my head dave...
 

nickjones

Active Member
The flixton production of the Headless horseman...needed some refinement..
" More Grolch and more vomit required "
"No problem boss.GGGRRROOOOOOOGHHHGHGHGHGHGGHGHGHG"
"Perfect"
 

Dave Payn

Active Member
lynchie said:
Dave Payn said:
Lynchie's attempt to look like the Angel Gabriel just drove the other two mad (see light above lynchie's head.....)
errr.... not my head dave...
Ah well, not having met you, I assumed sparkly's order of naming those in the picture would be from left to right! Ho hum! ;-)
 

mikelyons

Supporting Member
Dave Payn said:
lynchie said:
Dave Payn said:
Lynchie's attempt to look like the Angel Gabriel just drove the other two mad (see light above lynchie's head.....)
errr.... not my head dave...
Ah well, not having met you, I assumed sparkly's order of naming those in the picture would be from left to right! Ho hum! ;-)
Aw! Bless :roll: :D
 

Dave Payn

Active Member
mikelyons said:
Dave Payn said:
lynchie said:
Dave Payn said:
Lynchie's attempt to look like the Angel Gabriel just drove the other two mad (see light above lynchie's head.....)
errr.... not my head dave...
Ah well, not having met you, I assumed sparkly's order of naming those in the picture would be from left to right! Ho hum! ;-)
Aw! Bless :roll: :D
Still, if I had read a couple of the earlier captions (particularly your 'farting' one), I'd have figured out who was who.... :oops: :oops:

OK: (t-horn) 'Simple lynchie, if you want to get 'ahead' in life you have to eat this stuff......'
 

mikelyons

Supporting Member
Don't rely on me, Dave, I've never knowingly met any of them either - the only one I could tell for sure was sparkly, for obvious reasons. :wink:
 

Dave Payn

Active Member
mikelyons said:
Don't rely on me, Dave, I've never knowingly met any of them either - the only one I could tell for sure was sparkly, for obvious reasons. :wink:
Quite. Sparkly for obvious reasons and I should have recognized lynchie after the stories about him blowing his trombone so loudly in a field that his head fell off ;-) As the picture indicates, he now has to ingest his food via the nether regions. Could get nasty if he's fed meatballs.....

:lol: :lol:
 

lynchie

Active Member
don't mock me...you have no idea of my pain... :cry:

ps. I wouldn't suggest trying to imagine how I play the trombone now either...
 

Dave Payn

Active Member
lynchie said:
don't mock me...you have no idea of my pain... :cry:

ps. I wouldn't suggest trying to imagine how I play the trombone now either...
I only jest ;-) In any case, knowing about pain comes easy to someone with my surname.... ;-)
 

Bluebottle

Member
And the latest on Crimewatch:

Who cut off Lynchie's head?

Only two witnesses - one must be innocent due to presence of halo, but other was sleeping.

If you can help please contact us in 087968 HEADACHE
 
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