Can you fly?

JessopSmythe

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An Englishman, an Irishman and an American are stood on top of the Empire State building after a night on the lash. The American turns to the others and says

"If you're drunk enough, you can jump of here, fly all the way round and land back on this balcony"

"Don't be stupid" replies the Irishman.

"OK, I'll prove it" Says the American before jumping off, flying 2 laps and making a perfect landing infront of his astonished friends.

"Wow, I'll have a go at that" Says the Irish man.

Standing on the railings he leaps off, flapping his arms and plunges do his death on the pavement below.

The englishman turns to the American and says....









"You're a horrible sod when you're p***ed, Superman"
 

bagpuss

Active Member
Jo Elson said:
JessopSmythe said:
Of course it was clean. What else would you expect from me? :dunno
It's probably best I don't answer that one! :bounce

It's DEFINITELY better if I don't answer that, as I was best man at Jessop's wedding and have been on many holidays with him and his ball and chain.

Puss
 

bagpuss

Active Member
It can't possibly be defamation of character:

Firstly, what is being said must be untrue!!!
Secondly, you have to have a character that can be defamed before some one can defame it!! As I recall, your character (and possibly even parentage) have been called into question by better people than me!!!!

Puss Puss
 

bigmamabadger

Active Member
bagpuss said:
As I recall, your character (and possibly even parentage) have been called into question by better people than me!!!!

Puss Puss
Yeah? You've met his Dad though. There is no way Jessop-Smythe is not the son of his father. Apart from the religious leanings they might be clones...
And his dad has been known to tell dirty jokes, he just didn't know they were dirty, bless 'im!

Jessop-Smythe is a potty-mouth. :roll:
Big Sister Badger
 
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