Campaign thread - 2nd man down

Only 2nd man down is permitted to post in this thread. If any other housemate posts here, they face instant eviction from the competition.

2nd man down

Staff member
Well, what can I say!?!?

I've had a great time in here, it's really wierd but I do feel as if I know all the other housemates so much better than I did (I hadn't got a clue what any of them was like or who they were before we came in), and that includes all the housemates who unfortunately left earlier.

You guys have been a real good laugh to be with, and despite all the injuries I've sustained (including the second degree burns earlier tonight :( :roll: ) I'd really love to win this cos it's been a blast.

Vote for me, cos if I were out there I would too.

A vote for 2nd man down is a for a bloke from Emley
Get on to my campaign people...who writes this crap??? :evil:

2nd man down

Staff member
*stands on his soapbox*

ladies and gents i'd like you to listen
to my heartfelt and desperate plea
this is me crying out to all you good people
to consider voting for me

i entered the house without knowledge of who
was going to be in here as well
it's been a real pleasure to meet all the housemates
it's been a real laugh, not hell

We all seemed to get on quite quickly
10 strangers to manage that is rare
and the help i received was fantastic
you know...the incident on the diary room chair

the sick in my toilet bag was quite awful
but the whole episode was quite funny
We never did find out who had done it
but everyone thought it was bunny

and in the long gaps we've kept busy
all genuine, no false facades
to keep us amused when awating our tasks
we all joined in with charades

the tennis never did really quite take off
one hit and the umpire called "let"
and wouldn't you know it i managed
to get myself wrapped in the net!!

So here it is dear BOC Bro watcher
A plea from my heart without frown
when thinkin of who you should vote for
The only option is 2nd man down.

*creak* :?

*soapbox collapses* :shock:
CRASH!!!! OUCH!! :( :D

2nd man down

Staff member
*Said with a Geordie twang*
Day three on the BOC Brother hustings and 2nd man down is in the lounge area with a laptop surfing the net, and it would appear he's found all that guff that the bunny posted yesterday...

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A-he...he...he, Oh my sides.

Vote for me please. He...he.

2nd man down

Staff member
well the campaign trail is hotting up
and things are getting tasty
but one or two should watch their words
and not say things too hasty

the housing market is secure
of that you can be assured
so voting bunny makes no odds
by his patter don't be lured

The shirt has made a bold attempt
to make you vote his way
but when it comes to the final count
he'll find he's had his day

so who has kept this thing alive
with wit, with fun, with games
search your soul, you know it's true
forget the other two names

When voting for the person who
made the action here so grand
look no further than me my friends
2nd man down, of Emley Brass Band.

Vote 2nd man down on or before this coming Friday and put a BOC in Emley.

2nd man down

Staff member
Oh dear, how pitiful it is!!

follow my link

then follow the link that the shirt has posted for you and look at the post above his and you can clearly see that he has doctored my post to try and hoodwink the public by downright (and not very good it has to be said) deception!!

I don't think the depths to which my fellow candidates will stoop can go any lower!!
It's a sad day for BOCdom

2nd man down

Staff member
I think the last couple of days revelations speak for themselves

A Vote for 2nd man down is a a bloke not good enough to sit on the top seat.
Dammit!! Get my campaign people right away!!!!...who wrote this? Bennyboy??? :evil: :evil:

2nd man down

Staff member
2 days to go people, you good people of tMP, 2 days to cast your vote for the person you think has brought the most incident, the most fun, the most integrity and not forgetting the most things to keep the housemates occupied whilst waiting their next tasks.

There is only one choice, you know it to be true...

Vote for 2nd man down!

A vote for 2nd man down is a vote and not the other two!
We really need to work some slogans out people, there are cr*p!

2nd man down

Staff member
Please vote for me!! After last nights performance I think I proved unbelievable compassion by letting someone else win something!! :wink:

Vote for 2nd man down

A vote for 2nd man down is a vote poor anagram solvers everywhere!
Right, that's it, the campaign people are all sacked, from now on I write my own slogans!! :evil: :evil:

2nd man down

Staff member
Right...this is my last one too.
*steps on to rickety re-built soap box*

I've had a great time in this house. I've met people *wobble* er...I've met people that I've got on fantastically well with, and to be quite honest probably wouldn't have spoken to one-to-one if it hadn't been for this experience.
Everyone *wobble* :? and that is without exception, gave everything in this little contest and it's been a pleasure *creak... wobble* :( working along side everybody who took part.

Best of luck to my last two remaining housemates *very quiet snapping noise...wobble*, I think it's been good fun to take part in and I hope it's been good fun to read...for the most part I think people have found it amusing if nothing else.

Thanks for the experience.
*steps down backwards off the soap box quite relieved that it held out...

:shock: AW FU..!!!!!!.....SPLASH!!!!!* in to the pool.

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