*stands on his soapbox*
ladies and gents i'd like you to listen
to my heartfelt and desperate plea
this is me crying out to all you good people
to consider voting for me
i entered the house without knowledge of who
was going to be in here as well
it's been a real pleasure to meet all the housemates
it's been a real laugh, not hell
We all seemed to get on quite quickly
10 strangers to manage that is rare
and the help i received was fantastic
you know...the incident on the diary room chair
the sick in my toilet bag was quite awful
but the whole episode was quite funny
We never did find out who had done it
but everyone thought it was bunny
and in the long gaps we've kept busy
all genuine, no false facades
to keep us amused when awating our tasks
we all joined in with charades
the tennis never did really quite take off
one hit and the umpire called "let"
and wouldn't you know it i managed
to get myself wrapped in the net!!
So here it is dear BOC Bro watcher
A plea from my heart without frown
when thinkin of who you should vote for
The only option is 2nd man down.
*creak* :?
*soapbox collapses* :shock:
CRASH!!!! OUCH!!
