Pint Of Stella - Drink Half - Pour in Gold Label Barley Wine and Cherry B. After about seven pints you talk fluent Swalheli but walking can prove to be a problem!! 8)
A mate of mine decided to try it when I told him about it. He was found the same night walking bollock naked following the white line in the middle of the road. He was arrested because the copper couldn't understand Swaheli!!
My trademark drink- malibu + coke. yummy! :tup
Although, if malibu is in short supply, it can be replaced by good old vodka. Sometimes with orange instead of coke.
Used to love blue wkd but after areas 2002, cannot stand the sight of them (insert very sicky emoticon here!).