BB needs your help!

Because the housemates have yet again failed a task, BB has started to run out of ideas for forfeits.

BB would like to receive your ideas please.

Please pm BB with any eeeeeevil thougths you may have re. punishing these dim housemates.

Thanks,

BB.
 

HBB

Active Member
BOC Brother said:
Because the housemates have yet again failed a task, BB has started to run out of ideas for forfeits.

BB would like to receive your ideas please.

Please pm BB with any eeeeeevil thougths you may have re. punishing these dim housemates.

Thanks,

BB.
Dear BB

We, as a house decided that we prefer "dense".

Thanks

The Housemates
 

2nd man down

Moderator
Staff member
homicidalbennyboy said:
BOC Brother said:
Because the housemates have yet again failed a task, BB has started to run out of ideas for forfeits.

BB would like to receive your ideas please.

Please pm BB with any eeeeeevil thougths you may have re. punishing these dim housemates.

Thanks,

BB.
Dear BB

We, as a house decided that we prefer "dense".

Thanks

The Housemates
How about hardworking but really unlucky?? :?
 

Accidental

Supporting Member
As some people are beginning to display all sorts of hostile behaviours towards innocent bystanders, I wonder if a rehab programme may be appropriate?
2nd Man Down said:
Don't give accidental any credit at all, that one's as evil as...
Or, how about punishing 2md with my french-horn-article-idea on his own in exchange for being exempt for nominations this week?!!! :lol: :lol:

Don't worry Crawford, just to prove I'm a fluffy bunny really and not at all evil, I'll even proof read it for you! :wink:
 

2nd man down

Moderator
Staff member
Accidental said:
As some people are beginning to display all sorts of hostile behaviours towards innocent bystanders, I wonder if a rehab programme may be appropriate?
2nd Man Down said:
Don't give accidental any credit at all, that one's as evil as...
Or, how about punishing 2md with my french-horn-article-idea on his own in exchange for being exempt for nominations this week?!!! :lol: :lol:

Don't worry Crawford, just to prove I'm a fluffy bunny really and not at all evil, I'll even proof read it for you! :wink:
WHY DON'T YOU HUSH UP GODDAMIT!!!?
love you too! :wink:
 

DublinBass

Supporting Member
Here's my advice for the next yask...YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE FAILED THEM!! :?

You failed them on four violations?

1) they spelled sum wrong, TRUE.
2) they spelled allsorts wrong, TRUE.
3) They spelled program wrong, FALSE. Not when you are talking about a program in the United States. We spell it differently here and so BB you have errored.

That is 1122 correctly spelled words out of 1124...or rounded to the nearest percent...100%

4) You failed them on the rule stating..."The essay must make complete sense, and housemates must not repeat what other housemates have said previously."

Surely the spirit of this rule is to not repeat content rather than individual rules.

Maybe they should have even failed because the word "Arachibutyrophobia" was used 8 times :? In fact they used the word "the" 61 times. Maybe you should even dismiss one of the for that.

Based on BB's mistake in spoelling and ambiguity in the rules, I think that you should reconsider your decision to fail them on the task. And if you do decide to still fail them tell that to the kitty in my avatar (you can't really say no to those eyes can you? :lol: )
 

HBB

Active Member
BBCbariUSA said:
Here's my advice for the next yask...YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE FAILED THEM!! :?

You failed them on four violations?

1) they spelled sum wrong, TRUE.
2) they spelled allsorts wrong, TRUE.
3) They spelled program wrong, FALSE. Not when you are talking about a program in the United States. We spell it differently here and so BB you have errored.

That is 1122 correctly spelled words out of 1124...or rounded to the nearest percent...100%

4) You failed them on the rule stating..."The essay must make complete sense, and housemates must not repeat what other housemates have said previously."

Surely the spirit of this rule is to not repeat content rather than individual rules.

Maybe they should have even failed because the word "Arachibutyrophobia" was used 8 times :? In fact they used the word "the" 61 times. Maybe you should even dismiss one of the for that.



Based on BB's mistake in spoelling and ambiguity in the rules, I think that you should reconsider your decision to fail them on the task. And if you do decide to still fail them tell that to the kitty in my avatar (you can't really say no to those eyes can you? :lol: )

GIVE THIS MAN A MEDAL!!!
 
BBCbariUSA said:
3) They spelled program wrong, FALSE. Not when you are talking about a program in the United States. We spell it differently here and so BB you have errored.
Here's the full paragraph where that word appeared:
9. Believe it or not, there is a program available that can cure this phobia!
There is a clinic in the good old U S of A that claims to be able to cure allsorts of phobias. THE PHOBIA CLINIC in New York USA works with people all around the world to cure phobias of every description. Does this mean you have to travel across the pond? NO! They offer a home study programme that they claim can “Vanquish Fear & Anxiety in Just 24 hours” so if you feel you suffer from this type of phobia give them a call! Arachibutyrophobia is confirmed as just one of the new breed of phobias that THE PHOBIA CLINIC has begun to recognise and treat.
So, whichever way you decide to look at it - British spelling/US Spelling - the word program/programme has been spelt differently within the paragraph. Hence - one of them has to be a mis-spelling. Correct?

That is 1122 correctly spelled words out of 1124...or rounded to the nearest percent...100%
The rules stated 'The essay must not contain any spelling mistakes' - that means 0 spelling mistakes - you have already agreed that there were 2 - and whichever way you argue your point - there is a 3rd as well!

4) You failed them on the rule stating..."The essay must make complete sense, and housemates must not repeat what other housemates have said previously."

Surely the spirit of this rule is to not repeat content rather than individual rules.

Maybe they should have even failed because the word "Arachibutyrophobia" was used 8 times :? In fact they used the word "the" 61 times. Maybe you should even dismiss one of the for that.
Good point. Thanks for pointing it out to us - that's another reason for failing then! ;)

Based on BB's mistake in spoelling and ambiguity in the rules, I think that you should reconsider your decision to fail them on the task.
I'm sorry - must admit to having missed the bit where it says BB can't make spelling mistakes.

Conclusion - housemates have failed miserably!

So, BBCbariUSA, BB looks forward to receiving your pm with your suggestion of a forfeit. ;)
 

PeterBale

Moderator
Staff member
homicidalbennyboy said:
BOC Brother said:
Please pm BB with any eeeeeevil thougths you may have re. punishing dense, dim housemates.
Dear BB

We, as a house decided that we prefer "dense".

Thanks

The Housemates
Your wish is our command - see corrected version above :twisted: :shock: :lol:
 

DublinBass

Supporting Member
BOC Brother said:
So, BBCbariUSA, BB looks forward to receiving your pm with your suggestion of a forfeit. ;)
You are so very evil BOC Bro!! :evil:

I'll try to think of something ( albiet not an essay!! )

hmmm...

Maybe you should have each member come up with two unique phrases, metaphors or similes to describe how evil BOC brother is.
 

Accidental

Supporting Member
In the absence of a suitable forfeit so far, shouldn't you at least update the signatures, oh evil one? By my calculations its now Boc Bro 3 - Stupid, dense, dim housemates 0 :lol: :evil: :lol:

(love you too 2md! :terrier )
 
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