Batty Books

Dave Payn

Active Member
Do you remember as a kid, comics which had a Batty Books feature, i.e. a contrived title to 'complement' a 'joke name' for an author? Like:

The Book of Spectacles by Seymour Clearly

Across the Channel by Francis Cumming

or even Brass Playing by Buzz Daly

Any more for any more?
 

The Cornet King

Active Member
Tea for Two by Roland Butter

Fallen off a cliff by Eilleen Dover

and a rude one :oops:

Good in bed by **** ******

Little bit too rude, I think :oops:
PB, Mod
 

BigHorn

Active Member
Successful Angling by Ivor Fish
Horns and Euphoniums by Barry Tone
How to march by Mark Time
 

dyl

Active Member
OLYMPIC GAMES by Arthur Letics
THE SOUTH POLE by Aunt Arctic
ROBOTS by Anne Droid
ALMOST MISSED THE BUS by Justin Time
IN THE COUNTRY by Theresa Green
THE FALL OF THE WATERMELON by S.Platt
IN THE ARCTIC OCEAN by Isa Berg
DON'T GIVE UP by Percy Vere.
HOW TO MAKE AN IGLOO by S.K. Mow
MODERN WATCHES by Anna Log
I LIKE WEEDING GARDENS by Manuel Labour
END OF THE WEEK by Gladys Friday
FRENCH OVERPOPULATION by Francis Crowded
EASY MONEY by Robin Banks
KNOCKS ON THE HEAD by I.C. Starrs.
HOUSE CONSTRUCTION by Bill Jerome Holme
THE LONG WALK by Miss D. Bus
SNAKES OF THE WORLD by Anna Conda
THE 100 YARD DASH by Willie Makit
INSOMNIA by Liza Wake.
ACHES AND PAINS by Arthur Ritus.
IT'S UNFAIR! by Y.Me
DEPRESSION By Mona Lott.
ERRORS AND ACCIDENTS by Miss Takes and Miss Happs
TIME TO EAT by Dean.R.Bell
THE MILLIONAIRE By Ivor Fortune.
YOU'RE A BUNDLE OF LAUGHS by Vera Funny
DADDY ARE WE THERE YET? by Miles Away
COME ON IN! by Doris Open
THE HAUNTED HOUSE by Hugo First.
FITTING CARPETS by Walter Wall.
DANGER by Luke Out
THE EFFECTS OF ALCOHOL by Sir Osis of Liver
THE NAUGHTY SCHOOLBOY By Enid Spankin.
DOWNPOUR! by Wayne Dwops
THE FLOWER GARDEN by Polly Anthus.
HORROR STORIES by R.U. Scared.
BABY SITTING by Justin Casey Howls.
LEO TOLSTOY by Warren Peace
GET MOVING by Sheik Aleg
THE SPICY SAUSAGE by Della Katessen.

(Thanks Mr. Google ;) )
 

PeterBale

Moderator
Staff member
Long-distance Travelling, by Father Roff

German Cookery, by Friar Burgher and his son, Ham

Why do I get that sinking feeling, by Ty Tannic
 

bigmamabadger

Active Member
Not books but:

What do call a man with a spade in his head?
Doug

What do you call a man with fifty rabbits up his bum?
Warren

What do you call a man without a spade in his head?
Douglas

What do call a man who's been buried in a bog for 1000 years?
Pete

What do you call a triorchidaceous Russian?
Answers on a PM...

BMB
:lol: xx
 

HBB

Active Member
What do you call a woman with a 3 pints of beer on her head?

Beatrix

What do you call a woman with a 3 pints of beer on her head and holding a snooker cue?

Beatrix Potter :D
 

HBB

Active Member
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;) :D
 

Dave Payn

Active Member
Take-away food by Donna Kebab

Disappearing Tricks by Peter Out

Regular Drinking by Phil McGlassup

Edit: Keep 'em clean please!! - RT
 
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iggmeister

Member
"Successful Breakfasts" by Chris P Bacon

"How to chastise your children" by Enid A Spankin

"How to speak like a Welshperson" by Ian Yer

Igg

Edit: PLEASE Keep 'em clean! - Any more and we'll lock the thread - RT
 
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