il resist the urge to sing lude songs!!! .... argh... my tomcat swallowed a...
ahem..
i have a band bus story from last years whit fridays..
we'd done about 7 villages.. and things were going swimmingly.. so we headed for delph before all the traffic hit there.. and our driver.. in his infinate wisdom, decided he knew a short cut.. he took us down a steep road leading into the centre of delph, only to find that people watching the contest had parked their cars chokka block on each side of the road.. tried to reverse, and of course it was too steep to get the coach back up!!!
so...
we all hopped off the coach and proceeded to bounce the cars off the road and onto the pavement!! setting a few alarms off into the bargin..
all the racket attracted the attention of the police, and four of them were soon strolling towards us.. we were like "oh bugger

" but we were quite surprised when they asked us if we needed a hand!!! so about half an hour later we arrived in delph, played.. decided to call it a day.. and got wrecked...
and they all lived happily ever after
the end
lalalaa... swallowed a huge great *"&""£% lump of beeeef!!!!