August Caption Competition

[Roger Thorne]

Here's the pic for the August Caption Competition. It's an old one but still funny!

Usual rules apply i.e. no prizes - it's just for fun!

:wink:

 

[DublinBass]

Why does the box loader have to make me look like an ass?

 

[MoominDave]

Some felt that the budget remake of 'Jesus of Nazareth' was cutting too many corners

 

[Roger Thorne]

Man on left: Can you hire these Donkeys.
Man on Right: Yeah, There's a screw under the saddle!

:wink:

 

[BigHorn]

Donkey is saying. 'This would not have happened if he hadn't chopped off my bits to wear as a scarf. But hey, I'm still hung like a donkey'

 

[flugelgal]

"Where's the carrot? No way my ass will reach orbit without a carrot"

 

[2nd man down]

So Bruce...that's 430 crates of Castlemaine XXXX for the blokes and a bottle of sherry for the ladies...oops...looks like we overdid it with the Sherry!

 

[2nd man down]

think yourselves very lucky...in Britain it only rains cats and dogs...

 

[2nd man down]

Ooh!! Ooh!! Ah know!! Ah know!! Pick me!! Pick me!!

 

[lynchie]

Thanks to the 12 pints of water he drank earlier, Donkey was about to take his revenge on the next passer by...

 

[flugelgal]

"I know you said you were going to work your ass off on this one, but isn't this taking things a bit too far?"

 

[mikelyons]

Unfortunately, there were some technical problems with the new robot for the final Star Wars movie.

 

[mikelyons]

Sadly, there were problems with the new rocket assist propulsion unit which prevented it from taking off properly.

 

[mikelyons]

The developing countries had great problems getting to grips with the complexities of the space race.

 

[TuTuKu]

"I knew the basses had packed too much beer"

 

[mikelyons]

From the donkey with a resigned sigh and a roll of the eyes :roll:
And here I passed up the chance to become a camel!

 

[mikelyons]

From the donkey:

Four legs good, Two legs bad, Four legs good....

 

[mikelyons]

You know, the knacker's yard looks really attractive from up here.

 

[akwarose]

from the donkey:

things would be so much easier if the band carried their own gear...

 

[Di]

"I bellieve I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky"