Arrivals at the Bandsmens' Ball

James Yelland

James Yelland

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Ladees and Gentlemen!

Will you please welcome Mr and Mrs Voile, and their charming daughter Val!

From the backwoods of America, the family Teeter - delightful children chaperoned by their parents, Ma and - Pa Teeter!

Please welcome Mr and Mrs Tone-Solo, with a rare appearance by their son, Barry!

And here are the Oncornets, and their daughter Bess!

From Germany, Herr und Frau Sabitofastrain, and their daughter Heidi!

(Any additions to this list should be better than the ones above.) (By which I mean they can hardly be worse).


(It all works a lot better on radio, really....)
 
Bluebottle

Bluebottle

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hee hee! i miss i'm sorry i havent a clue!

The Honourable Lord and Lady Panny-Styks and their new baby boy, Tim

:oops:
 
Offbeats

Offbeats

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Oh and who do we have here..why it's Madame Gelhorn and her charming niece Flo...


ok not the greatest but i think i can do better
 
James Yelland

James Yelland

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A big welcome, please for Mr and Mrs Rhapsody and their two male offspring - the one who has spent some time in the Italian capital, Roman Ian, and the oddly-named son, Set.

And another welcome for The Catcherfells and their lovely daughter Claudia!
 
Offbeats

Offbeats

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Oh and it appear thats a party of ten people are approaching..can't quite make out their faces...Oh yes here they are..the most famous siblings in the banding world...the ten A'horn children... :p
 
PeterBale

PeterBale

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From the Indian sub-continent, Mr and Mrs Roll and their son, Sahib Durum;

Mr & Mrs Barrafone and their daughter Vi;

Mr & Mrs Likestowearadress and their son, er, Tina;

From Italy, Signor e Signora Zaffone and their daughter, Sue;

From the U S of A, Charles Tannets III and his son, Chas;

From Greece, Mr & Mrs Arzrest and their son Zorba;

Mr Al Legro and Aunt Eno

Mr and Mrs Othertranscription , but without their daughter, Anne
 
bigmamabadger

bigmamabadger

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On the door we have the menacing Bass brother, Eeflat and Beflat...

Announcing Mr & Mrs fforte and their lovely triplets, Single, DOuble and Treble...

And on my left the delightful ffone sisters, Sousa and Saxo...
I'm logging off now before this gets too silly
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Will the Sec

Will the Sec

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And now, Mr and Mrs Tham, and their drum playing son. Norrie.

And there's Dave Rimba and his Ma.

I'll get Dave Payn's coat...
 
James Yelland

James Yelland

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Security this evening is being provided by a military consortium consisting of General Pause, Major Key and ... Colonel Bogey???
 
2nd man down

2nd man down

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next to arrive is Mr and Mrs bal with their son Sym

but wait, who's this?...Oh it's their other son, the Dare devil stunt rider Crash Sym.
 
PeterBale

PeterBale

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2nd man down said:
next to arrive is Mr and Mrs bal with their son Sym

but wait, who's this?...Oh it's their other son, the Dare devil stunt rider Crash Sym.
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Not forgetting their venerable great uncle, antique Sym, and the other nephew from the Billingsgate fish market, Hight-Hat Sym.

Mr and Mrs Aiflat, and their two public-school-educated sons, Aiflat Major and Aiflat Minor;

Mr & Mrs Singtonconcerto, and their son, Ken, together with Mr & Mrs Illworth, who also have a son called Ken.

The Right Honourable Rupert Antry, accompanied by his page.
 
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