April Caption Competition

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Continuing the copyright/photocoying theme of today here's the pic for April's caption competition:

Usual rules apply i.e. no prizes - it's just for fun!

Good luck! 8)

 

[HBB]

Jonny made sure he cleaned up after the office party.

 

[Dave Payn]

In a desperate effort to get round the recent PhotCopyWatch music copying legislations, a new spray which makes music invisible as you copy it has just hit the shelves, as demonstrated here!

 

[Roger Thorne]

Okiedokie of Oz attempts to disguise the photocopier with a can of spray paint just before 'PhotoCopyWatch' kick down the door to his bandroom!

:wink:

 

[Dave Payn]

Unfortunately, Colin's poor eyesight meant that he mistook his Breville toaster for a photocopier and as we all know, Mr Muscle just doesn't work on photocopiers......

 

[Dave Payn]

Being the ultra hygenic sort, Martin was always fastidious about cleaning the photocopier thoroughly before making even more copies of his a*se.

 

[Dave Payn]

Unfortunately, Colin's poor eyesight meant that he mistook his Breville toaster for a photocopier and as we all know, Mr Muscle just doesn't work on photocopiers......

But it was OK in the end as his eyesight was so bad, he hadn't a clue how or where to polish where he'd just sprayed......

 

[Big Twigge]

After experimenting with photocopying different body parts, Nigel noticed some slightly worrying dark marks on the glass.He went to investigate armed with antibacterial spray....

 

[Heather]

'Come on Genie, where are you? Well, it worked with that old lamp I used to have!'

 

[HBB]

They said that the photocopier was so clean you could eat your lunch off it. John did. But poor old Bert the cleaner had to clean up after him!

 

[ploughboy]

Lynx photocopier deoderant doesn't get pulses racing

 

[WhatSharp?]

Do the Shake & Fax and put the freshness back!

 

[TheMusicMan]

... "the last time I photocopied my *bleeped* for the boss's wall I had huge blisters on each cheek.... darned thing won't get me this time, must cool it down first... " ...






sorry Mods...


Kepps: Thou shalt not beat the bleeper, Thou shalt not beat the bleeper....

 

[HBB]

lol

 

[WhatSharp?]

I just KNOW there were black specks on here.. there couldn't have been THAT many notes iin the original!

 

[WhatSharp?]

"OK Copier listen up!, this bottle contains a really BAAAD Acid, you blab one WORD to the Copy Cops and you GETS IT .... GOT IT!"

 

[iggmeister]

Freddie the Fly would have to find a better hiding place if he was to elude Eric the Exterminator

 

[Straightmute]

In the war against Weapons of Mass Duplication, the valiant Roger Thorne was always fighting at the front line.

D

 

[PeterBale]

Infiltrating Okiedokie's bandroom on behalf of Thornes Music, Agent X is caught on CCTV applying superglue to thwart the efforts of the evil Copierman :wink:

 

[WhatSharp?]

Tippex on the monitors was bad enough but Eric the cleaner was getting really annoyed with those Blondes, they'd gone one step too far!