April Caption Competition

dyl

Active Member
Continuing the copyright/photocoying theme of today ;) here's the pic for April's caption competition:



Usual rules apply i.e. no prizes - it's just for fun!

Good luck! 8)
 

Dave Payn

Active Member
In a desperate effort to get round the recent PhotCopyWatch music copying legislations, a new spray which makes music invisible as you copy it has just hit the shelves, as demonstrated here!
 

Roger Thorne

Active Member
Okiedokie of Oz attempts to disguise the photocopier with a can of spray paint just before 'PhotoCopyWatch' kick down the door to his bandroom!

:wink:
 

Dave Payn

Active Member
Unfortunately, Colin's poor eyesight meant that he mistook his Breville toaster for a photocopier and as we all know, Mr Muscle just doesn't work on photocopiers......
 

Dave Payn

Active Member
Being the ultra hygenic sort, Martin was always fastidious about cleaning the photocopier thoroughly before making even more copies of his a*se.
 

Dave Payn

Active Member
Dave Payn said:
Unfortunately, Colin's poor eyesight meant that he mistook his Breville toaster for a photocopier and as we all know, Mr Muscle just doesn't work on photocopiers......
But it was OK in the end as his eyesight was so bad, he hadn't a clue how or where to polish where he'd just sprayed......
 

Big Twigge

Active Member
After experimenting with photocopying different body parts, Nigel noticed some slightly worrying dark marks on the glass.He went to investigate armed with antibacterial spray....
 

HBB

Active Member
They said that the photocopier was so clean you could eat your lunch off it. John did. But poor old Bert the cleaner had to clean up after him!
 

TheMusicMan

tMP Founder
Staff member
... "the last time I photocopied my *bleeped* for the boss's wall I had huge blisters on each cheek.... darned thing won't get me this time, must cool it down first... " ...:)






sorry Mods...


Kepps: Thou shalt not beat the bleeper, Thou shalt not beat the bleeper....
 

WhatSharp?

Active Member
"OK Copier listen up!, this bottle contains a really BAAAD Acid, you blab one WORD to the Copy Cops and you GETS IT .... GOT IT!"
 

Straightmute

Active Member
In the war against Weapons of Mass Duplication, the valiant Roger Thorne was always fighting at the front line.

D
 

PeterBale

Moderator
Staff member
Infiltrating Okiedokie's bandroom on behalf of Thornes Music, Agent X is caught on CCTV applying superglue to thwart the efforts of the evil Copierman :wink:
 

WhatSharp?

Active Member
Tippex on the monitors was bad enough but Eric the cleaner was getting really annoyed with those Blondes, they'd gone one step too far! :D
 
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