Another reason why I love the English language

Dave Payn

Active Member
Again; has done the rounds for a while, so apologies if you've seen this collection before.

HEADLINES IN US NEWSPAPERS

Man Struck by Lightning faces Battery Charge
New Study of Obesity looks for Larger Test Group
Astronaut takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
Kids make Nutritious Snacks
Chef Throws his Heart into Helping Feed Needy
Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
British Union finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
Ban on Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
New Vaccine may Contain Rabies
Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
Air Head Fired
Steals Clock, Faces Time
Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff
Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction
Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
Include your Children when Baking Cookies
 

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