an invention that would help you,


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one of the old guys at work says he has a formula for some sort of anti gravity thing. Only thing is he wont patent it because he thinks somone else will steel it!
no im not joking, he also has other projects, but wont tell anyone!


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My friend Jo and I were laying a carpet the other day, which involved hammering, bum-shuffling, swearing etc. I had a great idea for spray-on carpets. All you need is some kind of adhesive followed by positively charged fluff. The fluff stays on the adhesive, as deep as you want it, wait a specified length of time and there you have a fantasic carpet in any shade you want, any depth you want and with no bad language.

Still got some technical details to sort out...


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and that was an absolutely brilliant invention...aren't we OLDIES and youngies so pleased u invented it?

Okiedokie of Oz

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As a kid, I remember seeing an article on kdis being adbucted from kindergartens on 60 Minutes, so I went, and out of Lego, developed a prototype for an abduction-proof educational facility...........

It was a big blue fortress!!!!

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