A poem by Sir Paul McCartney (alLEGedly)

Dave Payn

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by Macca

We sat upon the river bank
My hand was all a-quiver
I undid her suspender belt
And her leg fell in the river
 

Dave Payn

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PeterBale said:
Try reading it a la Eric Morecambe and it's even better :!: :wink: :lol:
Indeed. I can hear the rendition in my head! Tommy Cooper-esque wouldn't be too bad, either!
 

MattB

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Classic! Have you heard this one............

Paul McCartney talking to Ringo Starr last week:

"So what are you getting the wife this year Paul?"

"I've bought her a plane"

"Really? Wow, bet she'll love it!"

"I've bought her a slipper for the other foot"

Comments please!!
 

Dave Payn

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Seedhouse said:
Didn't get that last one...?! Which has made me feel really dumb! :? :( :oops:
The joke as I heard it was the SPM had bought Heather a plane for Christmas..... but she was still going to use Immac on the other leg.
 

Okiedokie of Oz

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She got hit by a motorbike, or bus, or something a few years ago. Now she has a false leg. It also ruined her modelling career......I think.......
 

HBB

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Okiedokie of Oz said:
She got hit by a motorbike, or bus, or something a few years ago. Now she has a false leg. It also ruined her modelling career......I think.......
Thanks, now they make sense! :D

Lol -- very funy! ;-)
 

Roger Thorne

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As I said to Super_Sop at rehearsal last night.

"This time tomorrow I'll be on the plane".
"Going anywhere nice?" he replied.
"No, I'm hanging a new front door!"

:roll:
 
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