A must for every English cricket fan.....

Dave Payn

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ANOTHER MUST FOR ENGLISH CRICKET FANS

When Shane Warne and Simone first got married Shane said, "I am
putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it." In
all their 10 years of marriage, Simone had never looked. However, on the
afternoon of their 10th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and
she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were 3 empty beer cans
and $81,874.25 in cash. She closed the box and put it back under the
bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to
why there even was such a box with such contents.

That evening, they were out for a special anniversary dinner.
confessed, saying, "I am so sorry. For all these years, I kept my
promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the
temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know, why do
you keep the 3 beer cans in the box?"

Shane thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these
years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I
put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to
do it again." Simone was shocked, but said, "I am very disappointed and
saddened by your behaviour. However, since you are addicted to sex, I
guess it does happen and I guess 3 times is not that bad considering
your problem."

Shane thanked her for being so understanding. They hugged and
made their peace. A little while later Simone asked Shane, "So why do
you have all that money in the box?" Shane answered, "Well, whenever the
box filled up with empty cans, I took them to the recycling centre and
redeemed them for cash.
 

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