A Mars a day....

[Dave Payn]

...every day. For the rest of her life, I reckon.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004202506,00.html

 

[lynchie]

I must meet this woman... I like the sound of her new diet!

 

[littlemisshorns]

I wouldn't mind if it was galaxy ripple's but I think that many mars bars might just get a bit sickening!

 

[six pints]

maybe she was going to make the worlds biggest mars bar cake...

 

[Dave Euph]

... eugh ... it makes me feel sick ... too much chocolate :?

 

[Dave Payn]

Anyway, given the reputation that women and chocolate have, I dare say she'll have polished them all off by this evening..... (Only joshin' ladies! ;-))

 

[Nuke]

Maybe she has alot of children that like mars bars or shes trying to solve third world hunger in one fell swoop.

 

[PeterBale]

Maybe she has alot of children that like mars bars or shes trying to solve third world hunger in one fell swoop.

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe -
She had so many children, now they've got something to chew :wink:

 

[yorkie19]

Apparently she is moving overseas and where she is moving to, you can't get hold of a Mars bar. (Like where?). Anyway, a Mars a day means here supply would last 29 years.

How long is she going for, I hear you ask? I'm told it's.....wait for it.......
6 months! So that'll be 58 Mars' a day will..................


Sam

 

[Dave Payn]

Apparently she is moving overseas and where she is moving to, you can't get hold of a Mars bar. (Like where?). Anyway, a Mars a day means here supply would last 29 years.

How long is she going for, I hear you ask? I'm told it's.....wait for it.......
6 months! So that'll be 58 Mars' a day will..................


Sam

Hope they all melt on the flight over! :twisted:

 

[akwarose]

if only i had the money to be buying that amount of mars bars....... *drools*

 

[PeterBale]

Perhaps she's been listening to too much David Bowie, but heard it as "Live on Mars" instead of "Life on Mars" :?: :!: :wink:

 

[Dave Payn]

Perhaps she's been listening to too much David Bowie, but heard it as "Live on Mars" instead of "Life on Mars" :?: :!: :wink:

Not sure she'd want to 'planet' that way.... :roll:

 

[Jo Elson]

Saying she's got over £2000 to spent on mars bars i doubt it if she has kids.

 

[Naomi McFadyen]

:shock:
This is why some supermarkets that have these deals limit people on how many they can get in one purchase :lol:

A few stratagies though...
1) She's a pig in discise
2) She's a pig
3) She *wants* to be a pig

4) She works in a school and wants to bribe the kids into doing well in their exams.
5) --I can't post--

Perhaps she's been listening to too much David Bowie, but heard it as "Live on Mars" instead of "Life on Mars" :?: :!: :wink:

Good song that!

;-)

 

[ScrapingtheBottom]

She was obviously "Nouveau Riche", Mars Bars indeed! The Classy Bird goes for the Curly Wurlies evertime...

 

[flugelgal]

MMMM Curly Wurlies - but I'm more of a Double Decker fan at the moment... (I don't think I want to know what category that puts me in, Chris! :wink: ).

 

[Dave Payn]

MMMM Curly Wurlies - but I'm more of a Double Decker fan at the moment... (I don't think I want to know what category that puts me in, Chris! :wink: ).

How about a bus eater? ;-)

 

[ScrapingtheBottom]

MMMM Curly Wurlies - but I'm more of a Double Decker fan at the moment... (I don't think I want to know what category that puts me in, Chris! :wink: ).

Just a question, do you eat the top bit then the bottom bit or both at the same time?

 

[lynchie]

maybe she worships me from afar and was buying me a present... well a man can dream!!!