It's true! :roll: It's called:
'Harry Potter and the Goblet of Beer'
It's the pivotal sixth novel in the seven-part tale of Harry Potter's training as a wizard and his coming of age. Harry wants to get away from the Dursleys, so joins the Hogwart's Silver Band with Hermione and Ron, conducted by the flambouyent, Gilderoy Lockhart who has been discharged from hospital following the Devil's Snare incident on his ward. Harry dreams about winning the Whit Friday March Contest playing 'The Wizard' and wants to find out about the mysterious event that's supposed to take place at Delph, and set's out with his trusted companions on the Whit Friday March. However, he encounters the evil Wind Band on route led by Draco Malfoy and turns to Hagrid for advice.
"There is a special place where you need to go Harry", says Hagrid. "You will gather all the information needed to help you in your quest". "Where is this special place, Hagrid" asks Harry.
"You want to go 'n' look on theMouthpiece.com, 'arry" said Hagrid.
Harry went to the Library with Hermione and with a special charm Professor Flitwick had taught him immediately signed up on tMP . . . .
Ah! I feel a story coming on.
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