I was getting changed at Jujitsu last night, and pulled my phone out of my trouser pocket to put safe, and noticed that I hadn't had the number lock on and had managed to punch in 666 on the display!!!!!
I wonder who I'd have got if I'd rung it?!?!?
"Hello, I'm sorry but Lucifer is unable to come to the phone right now, if you leave your name and number and a short message after the tone, I'll get back to you to unburden you of your soul and condemn you to eternal pain and damnation as soon as I can. Thank you."
*Beep*