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Don't think about sleeping...think about staying awake!! (reverse psychology!!)

And how can we possibly compete with that!!!!

You could do a whole section on toilet humour.... yknow, 'Poop and Circumstance' and 'Bummertime' 'Flight of the Bumble Pee' Sorry, low I know!

I share a birthday with Jerry Springer! And some guy called Alfred (?) Einstein died... Amongst other events and countless wins by the Aussie cricket team... Man-eating tiger killed 48 in India :( hmmmm and even worse, England regained the ashes (1912) :shock: :shock: King Tut's tomb...

7.69231% - Poser What? What's going on??? I though all that chemistry and maths in school would count for something!

We (my band) played hymn no. 666 in our hymn book just for a laugh...it was boring, a real let-down!! At school we said 'step on a crack, marry a rat' or 'step on a crack, break your mum's back' Why not your own I do not know!

What can I say, that was quick!! (and rather easy.......) I might have to book me a flight and buy a really big hat for all BMB's wonderful matches.... ......how do you do it...? I don't know much about badgers but they must be clever animals.... :) :) Oh and if Tewkeshorn isn't intersted...

fantastic, I always wanted to be a little Miss :D :D :D How many flowers can you get to swirl at the same time? I got at least 6 :)

Great thread guys, what a laugh reading through this :D 1. NAME: Monica 2. AGE: 19 3. INSTRUMENT: Cornet (frustrated flugel player.....) 4. REGION: Perth Australia!!!!! 5. MARITAL STATUS: Single :cry: 6. ON A SCALE OF "SHOOT AND LEAVE FOR THE COCKROACHES" - "TAKE HOME AND KEEP IN THE...

Very true...but.... Bandies are special people, and even if they're not beautiful on the outside they are on the inside :D If I had a choice, I'd choose a band lad regardless of what he looked like (well... within reason) Only problem is that there is sometimes a limited choice...bring on...