Evidence shows that temperatures have not risen because of increasing carbon dioxide levels, the opposite is true (that is, CO2 levels have followed temperature change). Cities are getting warmer (and so local warming exists) but studies looking at areas surrounding major cities show that...
Conductor to dep: 'How much are they paying you for this?'
Conductor to dep: 'Well that's £50 too much'.
'You make that baritone sound like a bucket' (not to me btw)
'That must be the most offensive noise I've ever heard come out of an instrument.'
'Yes. Well that was chronic.'
First of all, this band will probably be rehearsing every night so a week is a very long time!
Secondly, is this not what he is being paid for? Surely he is there to win the competition?!?! With a week to go, if your conductor is told by the adjudicator, 'if you play blah more blah, I will...