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Thread: Nomination: Funniest Thread - tMP Team Player Award

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    tMP Senior Friend Nat's Avatar
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    i dont mean that its bad its just funny!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by frisp
    Virtual awards are a laugh
    I nominate sat in the bath
    Roger knows all
    Benny's a ball
    ..but guess who just kissed that giraffe

    [exits stage left, guiltily, with a hint of a smile] :?

    No ... I'm more of a Goal Post meself! :P..... very spontaneous! .... but funny .....


    definately Frisp! ............ (Please can we have your rendition of "THe Man From Nuntucket" ....????? pretty please with tMP moderators on top???)

    Ben
    Benjamin Tubb - Royal Northern College of Music Composition Graduate
    Now living in New York City, teaching music from Pre-K through 8th grade.

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    Sorry Ben, the real version of Man from Nantucket is not suitable for a public bulletin board-and the mods would ban me-it's funny tho'

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    pm then!
    bibo ergo sum

    "Most people leave their bodies to medical science, I'm leaving mine to Le Louvre!"

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    There once was a man from Nantucket
    Who poured all his lager into a bucket,
    He put it to freeze
    Alongside his peas
    Now it's a popsicle and I'd like to suck it.
    Cheers,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishsta
    There once was a man from Nantucket
    Who poured all his lager into a bucket,
    He put it to freeze
    Alongside his peas
    Now it's a popsicle and I'd like to suck it.
    Close!

    On the subject of 'Mr. Frisp' tho'

    There is only one Mr. Frisp
    He's related I have to insist
    I'm not old, just sad
    Mister must be my Dad
    From now on please leave it at 'frisp'

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    I promised to stop ages ago and the voices are making me do it again....

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    Frisp, you've just won my vote.....when do they let you out of the asylum??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heather
    Frisp, you've just won my vote.....when do they let you out of the asylum??

    Heather, you've hit on a touchy subject there. I'm afraid Frisp hasn't been taking his medication recently which has resulted in a relapse. These relapses involve manic behaviour, and the overwhelming urge to write limericks whilst drinking. He also ends up with the same facial expression as his avatar. His friends would like to help him but he says he'll only stop the limericks if we pay him a large amount of money. Please send any donations to him directly at:

    Ballabonkers asylum
    Isle of Man
    IM2 MAD

    I've had a word on his doctors and nurses, and they will make sure he gets anything that's sent.

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    E-mail recieved on 01-05-03

    To: ballabonkers_asylum@nutcase.org.uk
    Cc: straight.jackets@strage_tendancies.com

    Subject: Donations

    Dear Mrs. Weirdo,

    I would like to give Frisp a total of 40!

    Please make him stop wirting limericks. I cannae take anymore!

    Yours Sincerely

    Mr. HomocidalBenyBoy
    Benjamin Tubb - Royal Northern College of Music Composition Graduate
    Now living in New York City, teaching music from Pre-K through 8th grade.

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