Nomination: Funniest Thread - tMP Team Player Award

[Nat]

i dont mean that its bad its just funny!!

[HBB]

Virtual awards are a laugh
I nominate sat in the bath
Roger knows all
Benny's a ball
..but guess who just kissed that giraffe

[exits stage left, guiltily, with a hint of a smile] :?

No ... I'm more of a Goal Post meself! :P..... very spontaneous! .... but funny .....


definately Frisp! ............ (Please can we have your rendition of "THe Man From Nuntucket" ....????? pretty please with tMP moderators on top???)

Ben

[frisp]

Sorry Ben, the real version of Man from Nantucket is not suitable for a public bulletin board-and the mods would ban me-it's funny tho'

[neiltwist]

pm then!

[Fishsta]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who poured all his lager into a bucket,
He put it to freeze
Alongside his peas
Now it's a popsicle and I'd like to suck it.

[frisp]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who poured all his lager into a bucket,
He put it to freeze
Alongside his peas
Now it's a popsicle and I'd like to suck it.

Close!

On the subject of 'Mr. Frisp' tho'

There is only one Mr. Frisp
He's related I have to insist
I'm not old, just sad
Mister must be my Dad
From now on please leave it at 'frisp'

[frisp]

I promised to stop ages ago and the voices are making me do it again....

[Heather]

Frisp, you've just won my vote.....when do they let you out of the asylum??

[The Judge]

Frisp, you've just won my vote.....when do they let you out of the asylum??

Heather, you've hit on a touchy subject there. I'm afraid Frisp hasn't been taking his medication recently which has resulted in a relapse. These relapses involve manic behaviour, and the overwhelming urge to write limericks whilst drinking. He also ends up with the same facial expression as his avatar. His friends would like to help him but he says he'll only stop the limericks if we pay him a large amount of money. Please send any donations to him directly at:

Ballabonkers asylum
Isle of Man
IM2 MAD

I've had a word on his doctors and nurses, and they will make sure he gets anything that's sent.

[HBB]

E-mail recieved on 01-05-03

To: ballabonkers_asylum@nutcase.org.uk
Cc: straight.jackets@strage_tendancies.com

Subject: Donations

Dear Mrs. Weirdo,

I would like to give Frisp a total of §40!

Please make him stop wirting limericks. I cannae take anymore!

Yours Sincerely

Mr. HomocidalBenyBoy