tMP 6 Year Live Awards - The Winners.

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The tMP 6 Years Live Awards - The Results

The polls are closed and the votes have been counted.
We now have the pleasure of announcing the results of the

tMP 6 Years Live Awards.

tMP 'Fun' Awards:

Award #1 - Funniest User - tMP Comedian Award
Steve Butler

Award #2 - Best Individual Post - tMP Post Award
Chunky

Award #3 - Best Avatar - tMP Best Picture Award
Brassneck



Award #4 - Best Signature - tMP Autograph Award
Bass Trumpet

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares?...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes.

Award #5 - Best Username - tMP Intuition Award
themusicalrentboy

Award #6 - Best Thread or Article Submission - tMP Author Award
Chunky

Award #7 - Caption of the Year- tMP Caption Award
Robhibberd29

Award #8 - Person who gives most info on banding - tMP Banding Boffin Award
Brassneck

Award #9 - General Favourite Poster - tMP Users Choice Award
Anno Draconis

Award #10 - Best Contribution (post or thread) in Random - tMP Queen of Random
Chunky

Award #11 - Most Sarcastic Comment/User - tMP Danger Award
JonP

Award #12 - Person who spends most time on tMP - tMP Saddo Award
Steve Butler

Award #13 - tMP Top Predictor - tMP Crystal Ball Award
bcbeuph


tMP Banding Awards:


Award #14 - Solo CD of the Year - tMP Soloist Award
David Childs - Celtic Charm

Award #15 - Band CD/DVD of the Year - tMP Gramophone Award
Black Dyke / Paul Lovatt Cooper - Walking With Heroes

Award #16 - Best New Music of the last 12 Months - tMP Musician Award
Rococo Variations - Edward Gregson

Award #17 - Band of the Year - tMP Best Band Award
Cory

Award #18 - Bandsperson of the Year - tMP Service Award
Alan Edmond

Award #19 - Web Site of the Year- tMP WWW Award
Delph Whit Friday

Congratulations to all our winners.

[themusicalrentboy]

YAY!

do I get one of the little things by my name?

[Chunky]

Thanks to all those who voted for me! Just one question do I really have to be queen of random?

[Hells Bones]

thanks to all those who voted for me! Just one question do i really have to be queen of random?

yes!!!

[steve butler]

Thanks to all those who voted for me! Just one question do I really have to be queen of random?

I'll swap you "Saddo" for "Queen" Chunks

[Chunky]

I'll swap you "Saddo" for "Queen" Chunks

You could always refuse the award that way you won't just be talking to yourself!

[Maestro]

Glad to see the fair city have won something this year anyway mate. Congrats your majesty

[brassneck]

Thanks for all who voted, to the other winners, and a big for Steve Butler relieving me of the Saddo Award.

[steve butler]

Thanks for all who voted, to the other winners, and a big for Steve Butler relieving me of the Saddo Award.

I demand a recount Tom!!!
You wuz robbed!

[brassneck]

I demand a recount Tom!!!
You wuz robbed!

[mikelyons]

Congratulations to all my friends who won awards, you couldn't have done it without me

I demand a recount on the JonP award. Did anyone check his qualifications? Is he a member of the sarcastic comment users movement(SCUM)? Has anybody seen him or his credenza lately? Is he still in town? Shouldn't he be chased out?

[Alyn James]

Congratulations to all my friends who won awards, you couldn't have done it without me

I demand a recount on the JonP award. Did anyone check his qualifications? Is he a member of the sarcastic comment users movement(SCUM)? Has anybody seen him or his credenza lately? Is he still in town? Shouldn't he be chased out?

Ditto....

On a personal note, I have to say that I am extremely disappointed to have missed out on the Danger Award this year. Nevertheless, I offer my sincerest congratulations to the winner and promise all those who supported my nomination that I shall make every effort to become even more bitter and twisted during 2009.....

Merry Humbug to you all....

[Hells Bones]

Congratulations to all my friends who won awards, you couldn't have done it without me

I demand a recount on the JonP award. Did anyone check his qualifications? Is he a member of the sarcastic comment users movement(SCUM)? Has anybody seen him or his credenza lately? Is he still in town? Shouldn't he be chased out?

He is alive at least... I saw him last week...

[Alyn James]

He is alive at least... I saw him last week...

Or was that a cardboard cut-out?

Come on, Jonny Boy! Give us a speech!!

[Will the Sec]

I wish to appeal. The Chunkmeister was plainly plagiarising my material!!!

I present the evidence, as published on 4barsrest in March 2007.

"Just in case someone out there wants to make an excuse pretty sharpish

"I would just like to say that our performnace at the Regionals contest for the (INSERT REGION HERE) was not reflected in the band's placing. We were ready to play having rehearsed (INSERT TITLE OF PIECE HERE) very thoroughly, with the assistance of (INSERT NAME OF WELL RESPECTED ADJUDICATOR/COMPOSER/PROFESSIONAL PLAYER) and our performance deserved better than (INSERT GIVEN PLACE HERE). we should have placed at least (NUMBER) places higher.

I would like to put on record that the venue for the (INSERT REGION HERE) contest, (INSERT VENUE HERE) was well below par, and having to pay an extra (AMOUNT) to hear the other bands was disgraceful.

I am totally disheartened by the whole experience and do not know if I can ever face contesting with (INSERT NAME OF OWN BAND HERE) again.

The results were the biggest debacle since (INSERT OWN CHOICE OF WHEN YOUR BAND WAS ROYALLY SCREWED AND SHOULD HAVE FINISHED FIRST)."

(c) 2007 Will Anticipatory Whinges Limited

Anyone using any of the above comments on 4BR in the weeks coming will have to pay me royalties of �1 a clause.

I'm gonna be rich!

William Elsom-Darchiashvili
Arranger, Composer
Fulham Brass Band"

When will the appeal be heard, please?