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    An Indian restaurant's classical playlist

    Gilbert and Sullivan: Tikka Pair of Sparkling Eyes
    Puccini: Nessun Korma (Nan Shall Sleep)
    Anything conducted by Sir Georg Balti
    Handel: Oratorio, The Masala
    Bach: Chipata and Fugue in D Minor


    Any more?
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    Johnny Cash: Ring of fire :twisted:

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    yea:

    twang twang twang twang twang...

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    Can't think of any pieces but they could all be played by Buy as You View Curry!!!!
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    Poppadom goes Bach

    Theme from "When the bhaji comes in"

    Anything from the Collected Woks of the great composers

    If they include chinese dishes, you could add "Cornet Chop Suey" and "Chinese Takeaway".
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    not quite classical, but funny!!

    Sung to the tune of Queens Bohemian Rhapsody ...



    Naan, just killed a man

    Poppadom against his head

    Had lime pickle now he's dead.

    Naan, dinner's just begun

    But now I'm gonna throw it all away.

    Naan, ooh, ooh Didn't mean to make you cry

    If I'm not back from the loo by this time tomorrow

    Curry on, curry on

    Cause nothing really madras.


    Too late, my dinner's gone

    Sends shivers down my spine

    Bottom aching all the time

    Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go

    Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.

    Naan, ooh, ooh

    This dopiaza is so mild

    I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.


    (guitar solo)


    I see a little chicken tikka on the side

    Rogan Josh, rogan josh, pass the chutney made of mango

    Vindaloo does nicely very very spicy

    Meat!

    Byriani (Byriani)

    Byriani (Byriani)

    Byriani and a naan

    (A vindaloo loo loo loo)

    I've eaten balti, somebody help me

    He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory

    Stand you well back

    'Case the loo is quarantined

    here it comes

    There it goes

    Technicolor yawn

    I chunder

    No!

    It's coming up again

    (There he goes)

    I chunder, it's coming back again

    (There he goes)

    Coming back again

    (up again)

    here it comes again.

    (No, no, no, no, no, no, NO)

    On my knees, I'm on my knees

    On his knees, oh there he goes

    This vindaloo

    Is about to wreck my guts

    Poor meeee... poor meeee.... Poor MEEEEE!


    (Guitar solo)


    So you think you can chunder and then feel alright?

    So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night?

    Oh maybe, but now you'll puke like a baby

    Just had to come out

    It just had to come right out in here.


    (Guitar solo)

    (slow bit)

    korma or dopiaza

    bhaji, naan or saag

    Nothing makes a difference

    Nothing makes a difference

    To meeee....

    (Any way the wind blows.............shshshsh)
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    yorkshire men have far too much free time!


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    lol

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    ... although was extremely funny. I found myself singing it!

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    ooooh sad Ben :?

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    yeah, have to admit i was singing that one... good work!
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    Paint Your Rogan
    Poppadom Preach
    We've Aloo Just Begun
    Chapatianacas
    Ain't That A Shami
    Nan's Chorus
    As Time Gobi
    Korma Chameleon
    Finale to the William Tell Overture (poppadom, poppadom, poppadom.. dom .. dom)
    Curryhauser
    Tikka To Ride

    and keeping on the takeaway theme...

    Doner Make My Brown Eyes Blue

    I used to be Snow White - but I drifted.

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    A friend of mine, Clare who is quite new to tmp and has been browsing some of the older topics sent me the text to the Bohemian Rhapsody curry song yesterday. Guess what we played at rehearsal last night.......... and being on 3rd cornet I had plenty of bars rest to try to remember the words!!! Very funny!
    Not playing at the moment and enjoying having my weekends back and being able to have a few beers at contests when I want rather than when the draw allows!! :-)

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    From the West Sahib Story selection: Ghee, Officer Krupke?
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    Ploughboy, you are a sad strange individual...and you have my pitta, er pity.

    Very funny tho.
    Not just quite emulating last years successes!
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