Anagrams - a bit of fun!

[dyl]

Someone at work found a cool anagram program - thought I'd have a bit of fun with people's user names on here! Let's start with the mods eh?!!!!

TheMusicMan:
In much mates
Smut machine ;)
Amen, hit scum!
Much saint me
Much inmates!

Roger Thorne:
Grr! Note hero
Grr! Tone hero
Grr! Oh no, tree!
Her torn ogre

sparkling_quavers:
Quirk plans graves
Vulgar IQ spankers! Good job you didn't go on Test The Nation eh Rach?!

Keppler:
Per kelp - sorry only one for you!

Fishsta:
Fat Hiss
Ha! Fists!

There are others, but I can't post them on a family-friendly forum!

Right, I'm going into hiding for a bit! ;) Especially seeing the last anagram of 'Fishta'!!

[Keppler]

Nice one Dyl.. you always come up with the good stuff..

unfortunately, it's "FishSta" though..

[dyl]

unfortunately, it's "FishSta" though..

Edited! 8)

[Darth_Tuba]

Theres loads of band anagrams (hope no one finds these offensive, just a giggle :lol: ):

Wingates = Sweating
Besses o' th' Barn = The Brass Bones
Yorkshire Building Society = Dirty genius likes choir boy
(an odd one that, no offence intended anyone from YBS!)
Britannia Building Society = Rabid lesbian in city outing
(some of these have dated a bit, sorry!)
Williams Fairey Engineering = Nine way relief in girlie mags
Brighouse and Rastrick = Sucking a horrid breast

[Darth_Tuba]

Oh, and heres one for the old Leyland, BNFL:

British Nuclear Fuels Limited = Be Unmusical Idle Shirtlifter!

[PeterBale]

Just a couple, I'm afraid:

The Music Man: Manic? Must he?

Fishsta: Fastish!

Roger Thorne: Error? - then GO!

[Highams]

With my spelling of Charley Brighton, you get;

New CD just released on the HAY BLIGHT CORNER label;

BRIG HATCH RELYON band
With their lady conductor
HORRY BITCH-ANGEL

With spiritual soloist
BROTHERLY ACHING playing a new work by
GRAB THORNY (CHILE)

And soloist
HORNY LIGHT-BRACE

with an introduction by
RAY (BIG LECH) NORTH

CB

[rutty]

Oh, and heres one for the old Leyland, BNFL:

British Nuclear Fuels Limited = Be Unmusical Idle Shirtlifter!

Genius :lol:

[PeterBale]

This one took a bit longer to work out:

sparkling_quavers: quins spark gravel (and I've no idea what it means, either!)

And for a co-perpitrator of this thread:

darth_tuba: rat had tub

[Keppler]

No Dave, "Genius" isn't an anagram for BNFL

Nice try mate..

[dyl]

TheMouthpiece:
Cometh thee I up
Chime thee to up
Mouth pee ethic
Echo teeth I'm up
Mice pee hot hut
Epic thee mouth!!!
Cute theme, hop I,
...and
Cue theme, hop it!

[PeterBale]

Been racking my brains for another one for Keppler but it's no good - not enough vowels, so I think we'll have to cheat a bit and include his country as well:

Keppler -Eire: keep eel ripe!

[Keppler]

um.. thanks Peter... really..

[dyl]

Keppler Eire:
Leek pipe err
Peek leer RIP
Peep like err

[sparkling_quavers]

sparkling_quavers:
Vulgar IQ spankers! Good job you didn't go on Test The Nation eh Rach?!


:lol: :lol: :lol: Excellent :lol: :lol: :lol:

[HBB]

HOMOCIDALBENNYBOY .........


honeycomb bandy oil
honeycomb body nail
ladboy in honeycomb
babyhood nylon mice
chinamen ****** boy
bohemian only by cod
boyhood bye calm inn


Ben

;)

[dyl]

ladboy in honeycomb

Had to read that twice just to be sure! ;)

[Straightmute]

Straightmute = Me gut sh*t art

Sorry.

D

[groovy]

I don't think there are any for groovy! :cry: :cry: :cry:

[manx_yessir]

MANX YESSIR:

IRANS MY SEX :?
MY SEX RAINS :wink:
SEX IN ARMYS
ARMY SEX SIN
MY SIRS AN EX :?


Does this mean I have to go to Iran to have sex in the rain with the (female hopefully!!) army??? :wink:

[You wanna blow my what?]

ladboy in honeycomb

Had to read that twice just to be sure! ;)

HAHA so did I! ladyboy ;)

Is there a link to this anagram programme? or are you making them up??

[manx_yessir]

http://www.anagramsite.com/


Ok ok so i cheated!! :oops:

[You wanna blow my what?]

You wanna blow my what

wantonly away how bum
blowout way wan hyman
blowout away why mann
waunona bowl way myth
waunona why two my lab
womanly what now yuba (hehe I thought it said tuba!)
anyhow walnut way mob
anyhow walt wan mu boy

[Colin K]

Pemberton Old Wigan Band

Empowering blond at band

[hornblower]

Hornblower
her low born (always thought it was obvious!)
her owl born
horn bowler
howler born
whorl boner
herb owl ron

Thought Wonky Baton would give a few laughs :
Yank ton bow
known boy at
know botany
bank own toy
knob yawn to
knob way not
nook want by
kant now boy

[asteria]

British Telecom -

Besmirch toilet
Eric to thimbles (Eric is our secretary)
Trio belches Tim
Mobster itch lie
Brothel ices Tim
Thimbles erotic

Or British Telecom Band -
Biochemist Lab Trend
Blonds be arithmetic
Bronchitis? - blame Ted
Thirteen Bambi clods

Now we just need to find band members called Tim and Ted! :D

Helen

[Straightmute]

The Harrogate Band

Gatherer had baton

or

Heartbeat, oh grand.

(Players from the band filmed an episode of Heartbeat last year)

D

[satchmo shaz]

http://www.anagramsite.com/


Ok ok so i cheated!! :oops: good site though! :wink:

[HBB]

ladboy in honeycomb

Had to read that twice just to be sure! ;)

HAHA so did I! ladyboy ;)

Is there a link to this anagram programme? or are you making them up??

You lot have one track minds .. the lot of you ... you're worse that the folks at band ... and that's saying something!


I didn't even notice that :shock: .... I myust b loosing my touch ... (at 15 :shock: again!)

Ben ;)

[picju96]

There isn't any for picju96 (not suprising really is it?!) So i put in Jersey Premier Brass -

jerseys ember is parr
jerseys beers arm rip
rip jerseys mere bars
sir jeremy bare press

etc etc etc...

[Fishsta]

How appropriate...

Lostock Hall Memorial Band

Blackmailers' Month Old AOL

[cornetgirl]

Cornetgirl rearranges nicely as:

clot ringer

Not very exciting, so I tried my name instead - Rachel Higginson - and got



anchoring hi legs
anchoring HIS leg (aaaagh!)
relishing hog can
charging she lion!!!!!!!!

Quite like that last one mind....

But what wasn't revealed is that Straightmute is also known as thugs emit tar!!!

Rach x

[Singapore Northern Lass]

:shock: Well I put in my username and it came up with 500 so I've chosen just a few!!!


Stenographers loins ran
Nothingness slap orr ear
Nothingness rasp ale orr
Parenthesis slang orr on
Earthliness grasp ron no (who's ron?)
Northerners lapsing sao (sounds like a menu choice here!)
Northerners gossip anal (no comment as I am a Northerner after all!!!)

Good for a laugh anyway! :bounce

[JessopSmythe]

Couldn't resist this one.

If you take bagpuss real name you get :-


Naked Ape err.

[neiltwist]

anchoring HIS leg (aaaagh!)!!!!!!!!

Rach x

whose!

[cornetgirl]

I'm not entirely sure....hopefully a nice, muscular one though!

Rach x

[Dave Payn]

I submitted some under the recently added topic 'I tried not to but....'

In addition to those:

Lesley Garrett: Regrets, lately

Russell Watson: Ultra slowness

Carreras, Domingo and Pavarotti: I avoid mad, arrogant, cr*p tenors

Cathedral choirs: A child orchestra

Operatic singers: Ignores practice

Male voice choirs: Cheerio, vocalism!

Kit players: Likes party

Lower section adjudicators: Jealous weirdos contradict (this one WAS courtesy of an angram program!)

And one which I put on another thread:

Local brass band competitions: Old 'n' basic: split notes; bar; coma.

[cornetshell]

i tried my old bans name and got 500- so here are some odd ones:

Wellington Telford Brass Band

flabbergasted worlds non lint
flabbergasted town drills non
forewarnings blonds debt tall
forewarnings blend blast told
forestalling worlds band bent
forestalling blown brents dad
forestalling blows brand dent
forestalling drown belts band
forestalling dawn blob trends
battlefields grown blonds ran
battlefields worn long brands
transferable towns gold blind
forwardness bonding belt tall
forwardness telling blond bat

hmmm ok some odd ones here....

but hey not as bad as:

blob and tits rad well rong

hmmm

[Big Twigge]

Wem = mew (did that on my own)

[super_sop]

tried my new position out at Wem:
adjournment lawrence bib epic lip
adjournment warble bicep lip nice
adjournment warble bee pip clinic
adjournment beware be picnic pill

and my user name:
pus spore
up posers
pup sores

[Keppler]

Wem = mew (did that on my own)

mucho clappa clappa!!

[Seedhouse]

Seedhouse... erm, don't think there are any that make sense!

[PeterBale]

Seedhouse... erm, don't think there are any that make sense!

Unless you want to join Elvis Presley and his "blue suede shoes" by putting on some "suede hose" :wink: :!: :!:

[Dave Payn]

This time of the rich, famous and infamous


The London Underground: Oh God! Odd tunnel runner

Victoria and David Beckham: Victim and a dickhead. Bravo!

Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones: Actors jet in and each sued Hello! magazine

George W Bush and Tony Blair: The boring sly duo began war

Chris Evans and Billie Piper: Rich pleb pride in naïve lass

[bagpuss]

OK Mr. Jessop Smythe how about:

Jessop - Smythe:
jessy mesh top

or Mr Jessop - Smthe's real name:
inhale rash lip
relish hail pan

[blondie]

I to have searched for my username and my full name

Blondie:
bend oil
bone lid
bed lion
bed lino, to name a few

and my full name:
abdomens roar
boon mad ears
maroon beards !!!!!!!!

[bagpuss]

The real name of our very own twigglet could be:

wine egg lit
wig gentile

or Big twigge's real name:

growling ice tea
towering gaelic
glowing eric ate
growing lice ate
cowing tiger ale (presumably available from The Craven Arms!!!!)
cowing tie large

Puss

[I bang AND Blow!]

Laura Dawson=
arousal wand
anus war load

Moston and Beswick Manchester=
backscattered minnows bed hom nans

[Di B]

Well, my real name is....

Reasoned Bin
Bored Insane

My band is....

Blackman Dot
Monk Clad Bat
Tank Cod Lamb

One I thought of all on my own is an anagram of on of my local conductors.... they are on this group! ;-)

Finlands **** Shot :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thats the best I could come up with!

[Di B]

:oops: :oops: :oops:

Apologies mods.... part of my anagram was a 'rude' word...... :shock: :shock: I didn't think it was rude but thought I'd apologise anyway - I am a good girl - honest! :?

Wonder if people will be able to guess who it is anyway with that word missing?!

[Vickitorious]

Hathern band: Then Bah Darn

Vicki Reynolds: Discovery link
Silvery ink cod
Divinely corks
Sickly drive, no!
Kindly vic rose
Vicky lid snore
Dicky silver no
Corny evil kids

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[EIBB_Ray]

EIBB Ray:

BABY IRE

or my favorite drink: BAY BIER


Eastern Iowa Brass Band:

ANASTASIA ROBBED WRENS
BARBARIAN SWEATED SONS

or my favorite
BARBARIAN AS SWEDES, NOT
(or should that be: BARBARIAN AS SWEDE SNOT ?)

[EIBB_Ray]

and our friends at Prairie Brass Band:

ARABIAN BIRD PRESS

[deave]

Paganini Variations - A Vagina Inspriration!

[Di]

OK.
Diane Reynolds

Insanely Odder :oops:
Annoyers idled
Annoyed slider
Annoyed sir del
Eyelids on darn
Readily on ends
Densley ordain
Yonder denials
Anyone riddles
Rend nose daily
Disneyland Ore

And don't you find it odd that Dyl started and has contributed to this thread but anagrams of Dylan Williams are nowhere to be found. :?: :wink: :D Dare I offer a couple?

Dylan Williams

Am sly willa din
Willa my island
Mild yawn is all
Willy mid nasal
Is al wildly man
:D :lol: :wink: :oops:

[dyl]

Umm, thanks Dinie! ;)