The Three Amigo's

[2nd man down]

Well guys, it's just us three. What say we kick back, open what's left of the grog and watch this rather educational Vid I brought in with me?!? :wink:

[2nd man down]

Damn!! :evil: No VCR!! How come I didn't notice that before? :?

[2nd man down]

Guess it's just the grog and these three big fat cigars then.
*lights cigar but fails to notice stray spark*

puff....puff....puff
*smoulder, smoulder*

puff...puff
Ah, this is the life

puff...puff
can anyone smell something burning?


puff...puff
Aargh!!, my trousers are on fire!!
*tries to put out flames with right hand...right shirt sleeve catches fire*
:shock: B*gger!!
*much smoke!!*


*tries to put out flames on right sleeve against chest...sets shirt chest on fire*

*bleedin loads of smoke and flames!!!*

:shock: :shock: :shock: AW CR*P!!!

*SPRINTS LIKE A SCREAMING BANSHEE TO THE JACUZZI (BEING VERY CAREFUL NOT TO SET FIRE TO ANY DRAPES!!)*




*SPLASH, HISSSSSSSssssssssssss.......*


Phew! :D :roll: :oops: