TASK - Acronyms

[BOC Brother]

Here is a list of some brass & percussion instruments:

Cornet
Trumpet
Soprano
Flugel Horn
Tenor Horn
French Horn
Baritone
Euphonium
Bass
Side Drum
Bass Drum
Hi-hat
Each housemate must come up with a different sentence formed of the initial letters of those items - and each sentence must be RELEVANT to the topic i.e. Brass Banding.

For example:

CORNET (Conical Object, Rather Nice, Exquisite Tone)

Each housemate - 2nd man down, homicidalbennyboy, seedhouse, super_sop & kitten - must post their sentences in this thread by 10pm tomorrow night.

Enjoy,

BB.

[Kitten]

Oooo, my first task! I can do this! I can do this!

I'm so excited!


Can I phone a friend?
Can I ask the audience?

:wink:

[HBB]

no :)

[Kitten]

Cornet – Corny over rated. Never elegant tunes.

Trumpet – Tinny, raucus unpleasant, mute please every time!

Soprano – squeeky ‘orrible pointless rather annoying nasty object!

Flugel Horn – Fine lovely, unusual gloriously elegant lyricist. High on range normally.

Tenor Horn – Tasteful, endearing , not ordinarily raucus. Hardly over recognised nowadays.

French Horn – Flipping ridiculous european nasty crappy horn. Has orchestral roots normally

Baritone – Being alto ranged, instrument tuneful only never ‘eard.

Euphonium – Ever underestimated pair having only notes in upward motion.

Bass – Boring as sin, seriously

Side Drum – snared instrument, decisively exact. Driving rythym under MD.

Bass Drum – Banged always, serious sound. Dynamic Range usually modest.

Hi-hat – Hittable instruments. Hard and tinny

[Kitten]

What a good girl am I? :P

[super_sop]

dear BB
ecan you confirm that you wanted this sentance to be brass band related, the example you gave is instrument related not Brass Band related.

[BOC Brother]

dear s_s
seeing as it's an instrument in a Brass Band we'l lclass it as being Brass Band related.

[Seedhouse]

Hello BB, I have a busy day tomorrow as I have rehearsals most of the day, and then a school concert in the morning.
However I will still do the task, but I may have a problem getting it posted online- I will try my best to get it online.
If I can't get online, can I send it to someone to post it on for me, or can we have a slight extension to 12pm- lunchtime the next day pleeeeeease?

[Seedhouse]

*edit* I have a school concert in the evening

[BOC Brother]

If I can't get online, can I send it to someone to post it on for me, or can we have a slight extension to 12pm- lunchtime the next day pleeeeeease?
Seeing as BB is feeling charitable tonight Seedhouse - 12pm Thursday it is. BUT JUST FOR YOU - THE ORIGINAL DEADLINE REMAINS FOR THE OTHERS.

[Seedhouse]

Thankyou very much BB! :D

*bows before BB's mighty power, and runs off to carry on with work on his acronyms*

[Kitten]

Cornet – Corny over rated. Never elegant tunes. :P :wink: sorry guys-- all I could come up with! :lol:

Trumpet – Tinny, raucus unpleasant, mute please every time! :wink:

Soprano – squeeky ‘orrible pointless rather annoying nasty object! :P :wink:

Flugel Horn – Fine lovely, unusual gloriously elegant lyricist. High on range normally.

Tenor Horn – Tasteful, endearing , not ordinarily raucus. Hardly over recognised nowadays.

French Horn – Flipping ridiculous european nasty crappy horn. Has orchestral roots normally

Baritone – Being alto ranged, instrument tuneful only never ‘eard.

Euphonium – Ever underestimated pair having only notes in upward motion.

Bass – Boring as sin, seriously :wink: :P

Side Drum – snared instrument, decisively exact. Driving rythym under MD.

Bass Drum – Banged always, serious sound. Dynamic Range usually modest.

Hi-hat – Hittable instruments. Hard and tinny

[Seedhouse]

Well done Kitten! :wink:

I've got four done now... another 8 to go! :cry:

[Seedhouse]

7 down, 5 to go! :P :wink:

[Seedhouse]

Yay! Found time in school (a few hours it has taken me! :shock: ) to complete the deadline on time, rather than within my extension (thanks for giving it to me anyway BB! :roll: :wink: )
Took a lot of time and effort, and my brains in overload, but anyway:

Cornet - Calm Only Random, Not Easily Tuned!

Trumpet - Trashy, Rotten. Upper Middle Pitch, Easily Tuneful!

Soprano - Sounds Operatic, Pleasant Ranged, Always Nearly OK!

Flugel Horn - Flourishingly Lavish, Under Gracious Embouchure Lips. Has Other Recognised Niceties!

Tenor Horn – Tantalisingly, Extremely Nice, Over Rainbows- Heard Occasionally, Rarely Nicely!!!

French horn – Fascinatingly Rubbish, Extremely Not Childish, Horrifically Overly Retarded Notes!

Baritone – Baritone Are, Really, Interesting. Terrifically Often Nearly Elegant!

Euphonium – Exuberant Upper Pitches, However Only Normal, Is Unusually Moving!

Bass - Booming And Seriously Sexy!

Side Drum – Slick, Ideally Diametrically Extravagant, Dangerous, Robust, Under Maintenance!

Bass Drum – Basically Always Satanic Sounding, During Random Unusual Movements!

Hi-hat – Hit Irritably, Hard And Terribly!


Hope that's ok :wink: (it best be! :( )

[HBB]

CORNET
Cultivated, Oiled Rarely, Never Execrable Tone

TRUMPET
Totally Refined, Under Minded, Pretty Even Tone

SOPRANO
Sweet, Over Powering, Range Abnormality, Normally Oblivious

FLUGEL HORN
Forever Lovely, Underlying Gorgeousness, Even-tempered Lavishness. Highly Overpowering Range, Naturalness

Tenor Horn
Terrific, Effortless Notes, Ordinarily Radiant. Has often resplendent noises.

French Horn
Foreign, Raucous, Ever Noisy, Can Happily Have Orthodontic Repetition, Nasty

Baritone
Brilliant, although rarely intricate, Tries over-abundantly, Non-stop Eagerness

Euphonium
Eager, Usually Parades heavily over nice intricate ubiquitous music

Bass
Brilliant and sometimes sober

Side Drum
Strict in Duration, Ever Dynamic, Rarely Ulterior, Matchless

Bass Drum
Big, and sometimes sensitive. Dents rather unnervingly. Massive.

Hi-Hat
Happy if hit accompanying triangle

[2nd man down]

CORNET
Clearly over rabble, never ever tuneless.

TRUMPET
Too raucus unless muted, plays extremely twangy.

SOPRANO
Seldom over performed, rarely a note overpitched.

FLUGEL HORN
Flighty liquidity undulating graciously, elloquent lilt, having orthodox resonating notes.

TENOR HORN
Tuneful energy, nice octave range, heart of rythm nucleus.

FRENCH HORN
Frankly reedy, every note causes hives, horribly orchestral random noises.

BARITONE
Bold and ruggedly in tune once, noteably expressive.

EUPHONIUM
Expertly utters parps, has only noise if under managed.

BASS
Bold and simply steady.

SIDE DRUM
Solid in dimension, Excessive dynamics, regularly under marked.

BASS DRUM
Big and solid sound, distinctly rigid unless marked.

HI HAT
Hollow intonation, hasn't any tune.

[super_sop]

well guys, im sorry this is so late, but ive not had a great deal of time today. hope its ok :?

Cornet
Can often retune notes employing triggers

Trumpet
This rubbish utilises mouth pieces, easily trashed

Soprano
Sings over people, rings a note out

Flugel Horn
Flugel’s leave us genuinely ecstatic, leaving horns on right niggled

Tenor Horn
Typically elegant notes of robust, helpful (obviously) resounding noise.

French horn
Forget rehearsing, endure noxious, crass, horrible, hateful overblown raucous nuisance.

Baritone
Boring and repetitive, its tone opens new experiences.

Euphonium
Every unhappy player hates opening notes in unfinished masterpiece

Bass
Bandswomen are seriously sexy

Side Drum
Silly instrument delays every drumbeat remains unpopular mostly.

Bass Drum
Big and sometimes seen drunk running under managers

Hi-hat
Hate it- has always tortured

[BOC Brother]

BB would like to congratulate the housemates on an excellent task. There are some super sentences on offer there. However, quite a few liberties have been taken. BB was prepared to overlook these as long as the instruments were spelt properly.
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With this in mind, would Seedouse please explain to BB what a 'French Orn' or a 'Frenc Horn' is?


French horn – Fascinatingly Rubbish, Extremely Not Childish, Horrifically Overly Retarded Notes!
Perhaps you should have taken advatnage of BB's generosity in allowing you an extension Seedhouse? As a result of asking for an extension - and ignoring it - no more concessions are to made to any housemate in any future tasks.

Therefore, BB is sad ;) to say that the housemates have failed this task.

Your forfeit will take the form of a quiz and is to be posted soon. However, there will be a reward on offer if housmates manage to complete the quiz. A reward I am sure that will make 'most of you' want to pass the quiz! ;)

[2nd man down]

Don't worry about it Seedhouse, I thought that task was much harder than it looked!!

We'll walk the quiz!

Unlucky housemates, a terrific effort from all :tup :tup

Time for a little drinky I think. :guiness

[Seedhouse]

:o I don't believe that! Maybe it was wrong, but ONE MISTAKE causing a failure! :(
Come on BB! :cry:

I'm really sorry guys! :( I hope you forgive me! I didn't realise i'd made the mistake :cry:
I'll try to make it up to you all somehow...

[Kitten]

Don't worry Seedy, it was a grand effort, with only one little slip and BB is EVIL for failing you. :cry:

We forgive you. :D


Or do we? :twisted:

[Seedhouse]

:shock:

*runs and hides*