Cool new Game!!

[2nd man down]

Tennis Anyone???

*bounce…bounce…bounce…, throws ball in the air…*

Uungh!!!

Ping!

[HBB]

AAAAAAAAAAAHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!




Fault :evil: :evil: :evil:

[BOC Brother]

Fault :evil: :evil: :evil:
Whose fault was it? Surely the Swiss referee can't be blamed for this one?

[kate_the_horn]

can i have a go?!?!

k x

[2nd man down]

ok then, just in case you're not able to join in later!! :( :( :?

[Seedhouse]

We'll play doubles! kate_the_horn and I, against 2md and HBB! :D

Off we go!

*Throws ball into air*

Thwack *sails over the net and bounces towards 2md*

[2nd man down]

PING!!

*returns a lovely low cross court shot with top spin toward K_T_H*

[WhatSharp?]

NET!

[2nd man down]

OOoohh!! Close but no cigar! :x

Love - 15!

[2nd man down]

OOoohh!! Close but no cigar! :x

Love - 15!

Sorry...15-love!

[Jo Elson]

Oh we should have a BB house tennis doubles tournament!

[super_sop]

Oh we should have a BB house tennis doubles tournament!oh yer that sounds like fun, count me in

[PeterBale]

Oh we should have a BB house tennis doubles tournament!oh yer that sounds like fun, count me in
A one, two, one two three four . . . .
:wink:

[2nd man down]

Oh we should have a BB house tennis doubles tournament!oh yer that sounds like fun, count me in
A one, two, one two three four . . . .
:wink:

PMSL!!! LOL!! Very good...VERY Good!!

[Seedhouse]

Lol! :lol: Nice one Peter, good to see that your still on the ball... :roll: :wink:

[2nd man down]

Awww...we were just getting in to a game and they evict one of our players!!
And Jo was gonna play too!!

Trombelle,...groovy? how you fixed for a game??

Ok, we'll start again.
*bounce...bounce...bounce...*

*throws ball in the air, and...*

PANG!! (Wow what a serve!!)

To you Seedhouse!

[groovy]

i'm only joining in if strawberries and cream are involved!!!! hehe of course i'll play! oh watch your noggin there Seedhouse
Boing
*Grabs white tennis miniskirt and random tennis racket type thing*

[Seedhouse]

*Hits it gracefully back to 2md, as he's unsure who's on each team now!!!* :roll:

[2nd man down]

PING!! *Tries to lob Groovy (Ooh er missus!!)*

[2nd man down]

and just for the record as far as i can remember it's me and li'll dude against Seedhouse and Groovy with Super_Sop and Trombelle waiting for a game.

Whatsharpe?'s up that ladder-chair type thing umpiring.

[super_sop]

can i be a ball boy plaese always wanted to do that

[2nd man down]

good idea...er, is that a purple mini skirt you're wearing??? :? :shock:

[super_sop]

yer! do youthink it suits me? can i borrow your stockings?

[2nd man down]

well each to his own i suppose, yeah it looks very fetching!!

Anyway, who's gonna return that serve I knocked over about an eon ago??!? :?

[trombelle]

here;s your strawberries and cream guys! :)
can i have a go now??

[Seedhouse]

*Hits the ball back over the net to Bunny boy, whilst eating strawberries with his other hand :roll: *

Trombelle just have a go whenever you like :D
(and thanks for the strawberries! :wink: )

[trombelle]

*dives in front of HBB and whackes it over the net back to seedhouse!*

[Seedhouse]

*Reaches arm out as far as he can, and hits the ball high into the air, but did it go over...* :?

[groovy]

Yep thats over!

[Seedhouse]

Yay! :D

[2nd man down]

sprints to the net to return the superb drop shot by seedhouse, swipes at the ball but completely misses it, chucks his racket skyward in the process and having built up too much momentum with the sprint and the swipe spins helplesly into the net pulling the net from one post and wrapping himself in it, while the other post up-roots and comes flying towards him with appauling speed and accuracy... :shock: :?

AAAAAAAArrrrrgggggghhhhh!!!! CLUNK!!!! OW!!!! :cry:

closely followed by a tennis racket, now travelling back downwards at terminal velocity...

THUMP!!! :roll:
(well come on, we couldn't do something with rackets without me getting maimed somehow could we??)

[2nd man down]

does someone want to sort that *beep* net out while I go stem the flow of blood again?? :(

[groovy]

Oh dear....this net's in a right mess. Hmm if I just untwist it here.....could you grad that end please Seedhouse, yep perfect just unravel it over there............ yay! fixed! Hows your head 2md, did BB give you some medical assistance?

[super_sop]

hi guys im back!

[2nd man down]

:hammer Yeah I'm fine thanx. BB didn't do much for me actually, just keeps bleeting on about not going on the roof!!

Yeah, right!! like I'm going on the roof when I can't even get through a simple game of tennis without getting clobbered!
Between you and me I think BOC Brother's lost his grip on reality! :roll: :wink:

[Seedhouse]

OMG! 2md you alright!? Got me very worried for a min! :(
Postpone the match for a few hours so that you can recover! :roll: :?

[HBB]

Not due to the fact that it's raining?????

[groovy]

Yes perchance we should play again tomorrow, let 2md recover until then. And let the rain stop!!!

[groovy]

Lets play again! I'm raring to go - and need to release some of my rage at being up for eviction again! :wink: :wink: :wink: Lol only joking bout that part but seriously, anyone for tennis? *Quickly changes into the tennis dress and grabs a racket*

[Seedhouse]

It's a bit late at night now, but i'm up for it!
Stands in the tennis court, ready to play! :P :roll: :wink:

[2nd man down]

right...so who've we got left?
me, super_sop, li'll bunny, groovy and seedhouse...that gives us 4 players and an umpire/ballboy type person. Who wants to play?

[Seedhouse]

I'm up to play! :P :twisted:

[HBB]

I'll be the umpire!

[2nd man down]

I'll be the umpire!

Hmm...maybe just as well that you are, we were having difficulty seeing you over ther net.

Ok then , here goes.
*bounce, bounce, bounce...throw*

*Big tennis stylee grunt*
PING!

*a wickedly deep (but in) first serve to seedhouse*

[HBB]

FAULT!

[super_sop]

okok
ill go and get the loose ball

[Seedhouse]

You get a second service 2md :wink:

*Prepares himself for 2md's next big grunt, which nearly deafened him last time*

[2nd man down]

*gives bennyboy the eye just to let him know he's knot happy with the fault call...*

*bounce, bounce, bounce...throw*

Urrgh!!

PING!!

[Dave Payn]

*gives bennyboy the eye just to let him know he's knot happy with the fault call...*

*bounce, bounce, bounce...throw*

Urrgh!!

PING!!

Oops, there goes the elastic in his shorts again. Umpire calls 'New balls, please' ;-)

[2nd man down]

there's nothing wrong with these ones thank you very much!

[Seedhouse]

Well maybe you should change them in case, the rest of the housemates are getting a rather nice view of your bottom, and what's worry me is that ... (fill in the blank yourselves) is enjoying it! :? :shock:

[2nd man down]

:shock:

[HBB]

Well maybe you should change them in case, the rest of the housemates are getting a rather nice view of your bottom, and what's worry me is that SUPER SOP :twisted: :twisted: is enjoying it! :? :shock:

[super_sop]

Well maybe you should change them in case, the rest of the housemates are getting a rather nice view of your bottom, and what's worry me is that Dave Payn :twisted: :twisted: is enjoying it! :? :shock:

[Dave Payn]

Well maybe you should change them in case, the rest of the housemates are getting a rather nice view of your bottom, and what's worry me is that Dave Payn :twisted: :twisted: is enjoying it! :? :shock:

Oh, the cheek(s) of it all! :-)

[Kitten]

Ooo ooo ooo! let me play! :D

SMACK

*runs to the other side of the net*

SMACK

*runs back again*

SMACK

*runs to the other side of the net*

SMACK

*runs back again*

Well that was fun

*runs off to find something else*

[Kitten]

Now I'm here for a while...

Anyone fancy a game?! :D

[Seedhouse]

I'll give you a game... you serve!

*Prepares for Kitten's serve*

[Kitten]

Cheers Seedy! Nice to meet you by the way!

*throws ball up high in the air and......*

*THWACK*

[Seedhouse]

*Dives left and hits the ball back over the net towards Kitten*

[Kitten]

*PING*

*SNAP*

Erm, super_sop, I thought I'd borrow your racket for this game...

But the strings seemed to have snapped, sorry *mutters: cheap rubbish* :twisted:

[super_sop]

oh dear now were am i going to get some cat gut at this our :?: :shock: :P :evil:

[Seedhouse]

I've got an idea... :wink:
... but no :roll:

[super_sop]

I've got an idea... :wink:
... but no :roll:
i supose not, it would be a bit messy, i think ill let him of this one

[Kitten]

oh dear now were am i going to get some cat gut at this our :?: :shock: :P :evil:

Asda? :wink:

[super_sop]

now now kitty you know we arnt aloud out!

[Kitten]

OK Soppy Shirt, since we're stuck here together and need to stick together, can I offer you any of my spare violin strings for your tennis racket?

[Seedhouse]

Things finally seem to be getting back to normal...! :D :roll:

[Kitten]

Morning Seedy! How are you today? Up for another game of tennis? I'll have to find someone elses racket to use again.....

[Seedhouse]

We have four rackets... don't know where the rest are...!
Ask Boc Bro! :roll:

[Kitten]

Erm, BB, where are the rest of the rackets? :roll:

[BOC Brother]

BB does not have any rackets, nor did BB supply any rackets as part of the BB experience, so please let BB know where you gpot these 'rackets' from.

[Seedhouse]

Well I brought mine in with me, because we knew there were Tennis facilities available :wink:
I'm sure the other rackets were brought in by other housemates, hope that's not a problem BB? We were having fun :(

[2nd man down]

I brought two!! :D

[super_sop]

i didnt bring any (im not really a ball game type of person) but i was ready to make one yesterday with that darnd kitten. :!:

think thats sorted now. she seems friendly enough

[Seedhouse]

Soooooooo, anyone up for a game!? :P

[2nd man down]

count me in

(Why can I hear Peter Bale over the other side of the BOC Brother wall saying "a-one, two, three, four...)? :wink:

We all have rackets, the net's fixed and we have new balls. Who else is in?

[Kitten]

OOo ooo me me me!!

I'll keep the score!

I don't want to break any more rackets! :oops:

[2nd man down]

Looks like it's just me and Seedhouse with Kitten umpiring then...you wanna serve Seedy?

[Seedhouse]

I can take out some aggression from failing the task through Tennis I suppose... :( Sorry about that guys... :cry:

*Tosses ball into the air, imagines it's Boc Bro being unfair, and slams it over the net...*

[Kitten]

The ball slams down on 2MDs side of the net in a perfect

ACE

Well done, Seedy.

Ready to serve again?

[Seedhouse]

:shock: Wow! Yay! :D

*Enthusiastically throws the ball in the air, and smacks it over the net again*