Nomination: Best sarcastic comment - tMP Danger Award

[TheMusicMan]

Please nominate who - in your opinion - has posted the most sarcastic comments in any thread and who should be the recipient of the 'tMP Danger Award' on tMP during the last 6 months.

Please ensure you make absolutely clear who you nominate.

To make your nomination, please simply reply to this thread or to nominate anonymously simply PM John, Roger, Rach, Neal or Ian who will then add your nomination to the list.

[sudcornet]

There's only one for a danger award!! Has to be the one who sails closest to the wind....the irrepressible "homicidalbennyboy"
Sud

[satchmo shaz]

neil twist(ed) has to come a close 2nd!! :lol:

[HBB]

There's only one for a danger award!! Has to be the one who sails closest to the wind....the irrepressible "homicidalbennyboy"
Sud


Gee Thanks (!)


No REally thanks .... I think :P

[Salli]

This one gets my vote

erm, call me thick but when are they?
As requested - Neil you're thick! <IMG src=http://www.abestweb.com/smilies/nerd.gif>

Grand Shield is on 3rd May (Blackpool)

:wink:

[Roger Thorne]

Homocidalbennyboy gets my nomination for sheer bravery in questioning our leader and for starting the topic/poll on your favourite Moderator


STAY ON TOPIC JOHN, STUPID POSTS = £££ OK! :P

[neiltwist]

great! the only thing better than coming last! Coming second!

at least i'm vaguely up there! Thanks Shaz. :wink:

[Aidan]

lol im voting for uncle norbert again...!!!
for just about every post he wrote!!!
i think if theres a tMP danger award - its very fitting it goes to him!

[Fishsta]

great! the only thing better than coming last! Coming second!




Like St Helen's on Good Friday?

[neiltwist]

hmmm, we came both second and last. double damn. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[Keppler]

I like all the above, but my nomination goes to Straightmute for:

You lot are all too nice, where are the people that like to back-stab?? :?

Behind you!

D

in the Moderators poll..

[PeterBale]

I'd go for Neil, but whether it is the drunk or sober Neil who is the more sarcastic I do not know.

[groovy]

Homocidalbennyboy gets my nomination for sheer bravery in questioning our leader and for starting the topic/poll on your favourite Moderator


STAY ON TOPIC JOHN, STUPID POSTS = £££ OK! :P

Yeah, I loved that one!!!!

[groovy]

Homocidalbennyboy gets my nomination for sheer bravery in questioning our leader and for starting the topic/poll on your favourite Moderator


STAY ON TOPIC JOHN, STUPID POSTS = £££ OK! :P

Yeah, I loved that one!!!!
And Straightmutes back-stabber.

[geordiecolin]

I would have say Neil for his often scathing replies :P

And also he was supposed to post my mate some lab results over easter and didn't. Now that is living dangerously!!!!

[neiltwist]

I did in the end, and I had loads of trouble with the negative scanner. :(

[angie]

im going to have to vote for my own dear neil and i can vouch that his comments are just as sarcastic in person whether drunk or sober.

[angie]

ps. its true about the negative scanner

[frisp]

ps. its true about the negative scanner

wtf's a negative scanner?

"I'd love to scan this photograph but his hair, it's just not right"

"Scanning, *****x to it, I'm hanging myself with my own power cable"

Sorry, I'd actually like to know, it's something I've obviously missed :oops:

[geordiecolin]

Neil is at uni with a couple of my old mates from school. When i asked my mat if he knew a Neil Twist, he said "yeah, he's my lab partner and he was meant to send me the results of an experiment over easter and he hasn't. The b<beep>d"

Hence me chivvying up neil.

I dunno what a negative scanner is either. a machine that grumbles dubiously as it scans perhaps?

[neiltwist]

curiously it does half grumble, but you use it to scan photographic negatives in, and then it's on your comp. unfortunately, we had to see how light or dark each pixel was, and the scanner told me that certain negatives were completely black, which weren't. so I ad to fake some data.

[Keppler]

Keppler: back on topic please.

[Nat]

i nominate keppler for taking the mick out of my spelling mistake

[Keppler]

can we have a link please?
I for one don't recall this defining moment in tMP.com history, and I think it should be noted for the annals..

;)

[Nat]

ok ill find it er how do you do a link??

[Nat]

its on the thread "HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE" see for yourself!!

[Keppler]

as even my Modly Powers don't allow me to edit posts here, here's the relevant link

http://www.themouthpiece.com/viewtopic.php?p=8628&highlight=#8628

[Nat]

Sorry computers are not my best friends id also like to nominate homicidalbennyboy for giving moderators a run for thier money( i promise im not bieng insolent!!)

[You wanna blow my what?]

homicidalbennyboy :D

[Heather]

NeilTwist..for all the reasons you've stated beforehand and MORE!!!!!!