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TheMusicMan
26.04.2003, 01:41
Please nominate who - in your opinion - has posted the most sarcastic comments in any thread and who should be the recipient of the 'tMP Danger Award' on tMP during the last 6 months.

Please ensure you make absolutely clear who you nominate.

To make your nomination, please simply reply to this thread or to nominate anonymously simply PM John, Roger, Rach, Neal or Ian who will then add your nomination to the list.

sudcornet
26.04.2003, 18:36
There's only one for a danger award!! Has to be the one who sails closest to the wind....the irrepressible "homicidalbennyboy"
Sud

satchmo shaz
26.04.2003, 18:47
neil twist(ed) has to come a close 2nd!! :lol:

HBB
26.04.2003, 19:33
There's only one for a danger award!! Has to be the one who sails closest to the wind....the irrepressible "homicidalbennyboy"
Sud


Gee Thanks (!)


No REally thanks .... I think :P

Salli
27.04.2003, 01:09
This one gets my vote



erm, call me thick but when are they?
As requested - Neil you're thick! <IMG src=http://www.abestweb.com/smilies/nerd.gif>

Grand Shield is on 3rd May (Blackpool)

:wink:

Roger Thorne
27.04.2003, 01:39
Homocidalbennyboy gets my nomination for sheer bravery in questioning our leader and for starting the topic/poll on your favourite Moderator



STAY ON TOPIC JOHN, STUPID POSTS = OK! :P

neiltwist
27.04.2003, 02:47
great! the only thing better than coming last! Coming second!

at least i'm vaguely up there! Thanks Shaz. :wink:

Aidan
27.04.2003, 15:03
lol im voting for uncle norbert again...!!!
for just about every post he wrote!!!
i think if theres a tMP danger award - its very fitting it goes to him!

Fishsta
27.04.2003, 21:25
great! the only thing better than coming last! Coming second!




Like St Helen's on Good Friday?

neiltwist
28.04.2003, 01:22
hmmm, we came both second and last. double damn. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Keppler
28.04.2003, 11:46
I like all the above, but my nomination goes to Straightmute for:



You lot are all too nice, where are the people that like to back-stab?? :?

Behind you!

D

in the Moderators poll..

PeterBale
28.04.2003, 12:20
I'd go for Neil, but whether it is the drunk or sober Neil who is the more sarcastic I do not know.

groovy
28.04.2003, 23:04
Homocidalbennyboy gets my nomination for sheer bravery in questioning our leader and for starting the topic/poll on your favourite Moderator



STAY ON TOPIC JOHN, STUPID POSTS = OK! :P

Yeah, I loved that one!!!!

groovy
28.04.2003, 23:05
Homocidalbennyboy gets my nomination for sheer bravery in questioning our leader and for starting the topic/poll on your favourite Moderator



STAY ON TOPIC JOHN, STUPID POSTS = OK! :P

Yeah, I loved that one!!!!
And Straightmutes back-stabber.

geordiecolin
29.04.2003, 10:55
I would have say Neil for his often scathing replies :P

And also he was supposed to post my mate some lab results over easter and didn't. Now that is living dangerously!!!!

neiltwist
29.04.2003, 12:51
I did in the end, and I had loads of trouble with the negative scanner. :(

angie
30.04.2003, 00:19
im going to have to vote for my own dear neil and i can vouch that his comments are just as sarcastic in person whether drunk or sober.

angie
30.04.2003, 00:20
ps. its true about the negative scanner

frisp
30.04.2003, 01:30
ps. its true about the negative scanner

wtf's a negative scanner?

"I'd love to scan this photograph but his hair, it's just not right"

"Scanning, *****x to it, I'm hanging myself with my own power cable"

Sorry, I'd actually like to know, it's something I've obviously missed :oops:

geordiecolin
30.04.2003, 14:59
Neil is at uni with a couple of my old mates from school. When i asked my mat if he knew a Neil Twist, he said "yeah, he's my lab partner and he was meant to send me the results of an experiment over easter and he hasn't. The b<beep>d"

Hence me chivvying up neil.

I dunno what a negative scanner is either. a machine that grumbles dubiously as it scans perhaps?

neiltwist
30.04.2003, 15:18
curiously it does half grumble, but you use it to scan photographic negatives in, and then it's on your comp. unfortunately, we had to see how light or dark each pixel was, and the scanner told me that certain negatives were completely black, which weren't. so I ad to fake some data.

Keppler
30.04.2003, 15:27
Keppler: back on topic please.

Nat
30.04.2003, 16:44
i nominate keppler for taking the mick out of my spelling mistake

Keppler
30.04.2003, 16:46
can we have a link please?
I for one don't recall this defining moment in tMP.com history, and I think it should be noted for the annals..

;)

Nat
30.04.2003, 16:51
ok ill find it er how do you do a link??

Nat
30.04.2003, 16:57
its on the thread "HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE" see for yourself!!

Keppler
30.04.2003, 17:05
as even my Modly Powers don't allow me to edit posts here, here's the relevant link

http://www.themouthpiece.com/viewtopic.php?p=8628&highlight=#8628

Nat
30.04.2003, 17:10
Sorry computers are not my best friends id also like to nominate homicidalbennyboy for giving moderators a run for thier money( i promise im not bieng insolent!!)

You wanna blow my what?
01.05.2003, 04:16
homicidalbennyboy :D

Heather
01.05.2003, 15:18
NeilTwist..for all the reasons you've stated beforehand and MORE!!!!!!