Run Run Run!!

[HBB]

Ha, Shame Seedhouse! You should have run faster, not my fault that you got sprayed with the hose! I mean u sunbathing there was just an easy target!! :D

:roll: Oops, I may be in it now... :roll: :D

[WhatSharp?]

Hey Ben,

Not meaning to be the bearer of bad tidings and everything but I just saw seedhouse on the roof with a very large bucket of....

Splat!

err custard, umm ok you know....

[super_sop]

lmao. a custard flavoured bunny!

[HBB]

That's it ....



Shakes up the cheapo lemonade from the freezer and squirts Seedhouse with it, knocking him off the roof into the jaccuzzi....

[super_sop]

Ok Ok OK who put the beans in the jack oozy

[HBB]

I dunno, but you can see what they feel like, he says pushing Craig into the hot tub!!

[super_sop]

hey bunny boy, you better run run run, cose im gona get ya! :evil:

[HBB]

Starts to run, but trips over the garden hose which I forgot to put away straight into the patio window...










.....


I think i'm going to need some plasters :(

[Seedhouse]

*Hides behind a corner, and then pounces out. Hitting Bunny boy with a rather large custard pie and then tosses an apple pie at super_sop who is chasing bunny boy!!!*

[HBB]

*licks his lips*


Mmmmm, Pie!! :D

[Seedhouse]

*Hits HBB over the head with an inflatable squeaky mallet*

[HBB]

Wrestles Seedhouse to the ground, and lets 2md tickle him .,.... (oo err!)

[Seedhouse]

*Manages to get up...somehow... and picks up the Giraffe Ice cream he made yesterday with bananas and icecream and chucks it all over Bunny and 2md!!! :P :twisted: *

[trombelle]

I think i'm going to need some plasters :(

:roll: i told you boys, i'm all out, sorry!! nasty bb won't give me any more either!! :?

ah well....if you can't beat 'em, join 'em!!

*pelts everyone with wet sponges!*

[groovy]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeee! Join the MADNESS!
*Scrapes the custard off Ben and throws it at Craig before doing Irish dancing on the table*

[Seedhouse]

*Gets out his inflatable squeaky mallet and begins to bash all of the housemates in a post England match celebration!!!*

[2nd man down]

Mmmmmm!!! Giraffe, my fave!!

[Seedhouse]

Lol! but it's all been on the floor... :? and your eating it :? eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!! *Goes and gets a boff bag for 2md whose bound to throw up from eating it off the floor...*

[HBB]

*Begins to wonder why Seedhouse is poisoning a threat for the main prize...*

[Seedhouse]

Not poisoning him! Just wondering why he's eating it off the floor with all those nasty bacteria down there! Just got a boff bag to ensure he doesn't throw up in someone's wash bag :wink:

[Seedhouse]

*Wakes up all of the housemates with a cockerel, and begins to pelt them with tomatoes :P *

[Seedhouse]

*....and runs away as the housemates begin to stir from their sleep....*

[kate_the_horn]

*wakes up, sneekily gets a bucket from the garden and poors it over 2nd man down

teehee!

[Seedhouse]

*Pours cold water over Kate_the_horn in retaliation for her pouring some over 2md*

[2nd man down]

obviously too distraught at todays task failure 2md only notices he's soaked at 11:10pm!!! :roll:
*makes mental note to pay kate_the_horn back somehow, but then sees an open suitcase and puts pepper in all her underwear while she's outside!! makes mental note to ignore the first mental note and sniggers at the devilish stunt he's just pulled!!*

[Seedhouse]

Lol! Like it 2md!!! :lol:

[kate_the_horn]

*puts salt in seedhouses bed, apologised to 2nd man dow

truce?


kelly x

[Seedhouse]

Truce!? :twisted: We're only just warming up! :P
*Throws Eggs in Kate_the_horns bed and drenches it in water BB4 stylie!*

[2nd man down]

PMSL!!

I'd call a truce if i could stop laughing at the way you're walking with pepper in your keks Kate!!
*mental note...goodtrick!!*

[Seedhouse]

Lmao! :lol:

What does PMSL mean!?

[Seedhouse]

Pi****g myself silly laughing?

[2nd man down]

p***ed my self laughing. What's lmao?

[Seedhouse]

Lol!
Laugh My Ass Off!

Learning some new dialect within the BB house!
*squirts shaving foam over 2md and runs off* (sorry mate, keeping on topic :wink: )

[WhatSharp?]

*while the other housemates are occupied, WhatSharp? sneaks into bedroom and proceeds to place bucket of Semolina above doorway*

"HEY GUYS QUICK IN HERE!"

*minstrel runs for cover*

[HBB]

hahaha!! But I've captured minstrel ....

[WhatSharp?]

"Hey just be nice to her OK!"

*squirts HBB with semolina loaded waterpistol*

[HBB]

*strokes minstrel*

Am being nice, but thought I'd let you know that you squirted minstrel .... :shock:, but i'm washing her up now ... good ol' Fairy.

[2nd man down]

*walks in to bedroom*








...











*nothing*














What?? Who called?
*whatsharp?'s devilish bucket on top of the door plan failed ha ha!*

[Seedhouse]

*Runs into bedroom and grabs bucket of semolina that somehow didn't fall off the door, and throws it over WhatSharp? for trying to fool his fellow housmates!*

[WhatSharp?]

*Whatsharp dives for cover behind 2md's bed firing random shots with semolina pistol*

AAARGH! Have at ye ya scurvy dogs!

[2nd man down]

*Whatsharp dives for cover behind 2md's bed firing random shots with semolina pistol*

AAARGH! Have at ye ya scurvy dogs!

*finally flips his lid*

LOOK AT ALL THAT SEMOLINA ON MY *BEEP* BED!!!?!?

[WhatSharp?]

Well that'll cure your midnight munchies!, just lick the sheet roll over and back to sleep you go!

[Seedhouse]

*Throws bucket of gunge over Whatsharp? whilst he's concentrating on trying to calm 2md down!*

[HBB]

*locks himself in the shower asking "what did I start"?*

[Seedhouse]

You started a bit of fun!!! :D We're having a great time! (*shouts through the door!*)

[2nd man down]

*spots his chance to get revenge for the semolina bed incident and locks bennyboy in the bathroom with a large piece of wood across the door and turns the "sauna" switch that bennyboy didn't notice right up to the "hope this lad's a fat one cos he's gonna lose pounds!" mark.*

hee hee!!

[WhatSharp?]

*whilst occupied turning the heat up on HBB, 2MD doesn't notice WhatSharp tying his shoelaces together*

[2nd man down]

WHAT THE F...???!?!? :shock: :shock:


CRASH, THUD!!!!

:cry: :evil: :evil: :evil:

[WhatSharp?]

*opens door letting out HBB, but before he can do anything, slaps him round the face with a kipper, takes minstrel and legs it*

[HBB]

*removes WhatSharp?'s bed-slats, and awaits evilness*

[Seedhouse]

Lol! :D
*Tries to think of something clever to do.. but fails :? :( *

[WhatSharp?]

*Runs into bedroom and tries to jump across bed*

Yeeeaaaagh!, clatter crash, smash
*bicycle wheel comes rolling out of bedroom door ala looney tunes style*

[HBB]

*dodges the tumbleweed*

[Seedhouse]

*Runs into the bedroom to check that WhatSharp? is alright*

You ok? :?

[HBB]

*Shouts to seedhouse to mind the tires and the treacle trap above whatsharp*

[WhatSharp?]

*Runs into the bedroom to check that WhatSharp? is alright*

You ok? :?

Not too bad, though HBB's beds gonna need some repairing, some idiot removed the slats in my bed and I fell on his. We could have a good bonfire tonight though, whith whats left of it!

[HBB]

Oops! BOC Bro's not gonna be happy (although he seldom is!)

[Seedhouse]

*Shouts to seedhouse to mind the tires and the treacle trap above whatsharp*

Oh *beep*! Argh! Yeuch! :cry:
The showers best be working, and no golden ones please! :?

Not too bad, though HBB's beds gonna need some repairing, some idiot removed the slats in my bed and I fell on his. We could have a good bonfire tonight though, whith whats left of it!

Glad to see your ok! Serves Bunny boy right! :evil: I'm covered in treacl now!!! :cry:

Oops! BOC Bro's not gonna be happy (although he seldom is!)

And it was all your fault! AND your on two warnings already...! EEK! :?
Good luck mate! :?